NRA Puts Flag At Half Mast For AR-15 Cut In Half By Gun Owner
In a sense of tragic loss and deep empathy, NRA Headquarters and local affiliate branches have lowered their flags to half mast in honor of an AR-15 assault rifle that was horrifyingly cut in half and destroyed by its owner.
Why Online Dating Is Better than Real Dating
The Internet offers us many opportunities, and this is especially true about our personal lives. Nowadays, it’s even possible to take advantage of the opportunity to try online dating on specialized sites. And it’s so easy: you just need to…
When Your Computer Shows a Message: DLL File is Missing
This failure occurs especially often when a user attempts to launch a known Skype messenger and various “heavyweight” application systems. A message about this can occur even when you run an app from the official Microsoft Office suite.
Running, As A Spectator Sport, Is Boring, Concedes Chair of British Olympic Association
Sir Hugh Robertson, Chair of the British Olympic Association, today conceded that running, as a spectator sport, is boring.
What’s Coming Next this Week?
This week at Glossy News, we have: Some disturbing satire on the NRA, the controversial US gun lobby. More funny videos from Brian! More advice on how you can help us grow, as we introduce our modest (but hopefully very…
Get Paid to Write! New Glossy News Incentives and Rewards Scheme
UPDATE: This never really got off the ground. However, as we move towards 2020, we are looking at new ways to improve writer and user experience. We promise to keep you posted! From 1 March onwards, Glossy News will be…
Elton John in Upside-Down ‘Aeroplane Incident’
British rock star Elton John discovered the aeroplane he was due to fly on was in an upside-down position on the runway at Heathrow Airport London. The iconic rock ‘n’ roll veteran said:
More on the Bobby Joe Mockumentary Our Fans Helped Us Crowdfund!
Hi, this is Wallace, the sub-editor; writing on behalf of Brian, the boss! Not long ago, we had a successful Crowdfunding campaign for Bobby Joe the Movie!
Trump Announces New “Drain the Swamp Strategy,” Swears to Cram Administration with Fundies
Trump’s ‘Drain the Swamp’ strategy recently sounds more like a ‘Fill the Swamp’ strategy. Mildly perturbed (as always!) by lingering accusations of bad faith, dishonesty and cynicism, Trump is now shaking up his cabinet, in order to get rid of…
Favourite NES Games on Your Modern Device
Playing all those old Nintendo games we know and love is now possible without buying outdated consoles.