What’s Coming Next this Week?

This week at Glossy News, we have:

Some disturbing satire on the NRA, the controversial US gun lobby.

More funny videos from Brian!

More advice on how you can help us grow, as we introduce our modest (but hopefully very timely and helpful!) rewards and incentives scheme.

This, of course, is not an exhaustive list.

(Hope you were all sitting down when I said that!)

Please feel free to like, or even follow our Glossy News Fan Page on Facebook…

But you know you really love this site, so why not go the whole way and nuke us that goddamn L button!

Remember, as Voltaire says in the meme above:

Those who make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities!

So please be a collaborator in our troublemaking by liking the page, and sharing this article.

For there is nothing more atrocious to power of all kinds that this satire site.

When we wield our pens, let the mighty quake and tremble!

–Wallace

Author: Wallace Runnymede

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