Professor Smiggles Smugly Condemns Fallacious Conceits of Big Humanitarianism
Some recent comments about humanitarian heroism have failed to satisfy the ever-impossible-to-please satire news fixture, Pre-Senior-Professor-Guru-Emeritus Angus Lenn(on/in)vedanta Smiggles from the Social Constructionist String Theory Department in Bushmills Metaphysical College. Notable public figure and moderate political Tory-ist William Hague moans:
Latest Edgy Headlines Make Even More Dodgy Figures Guilty ‘By Association!’
Jeremy Corbyn has often been accused of guilt by association: E.g. the Chairman Mao bike controversy. Or the innuendo about supposed Czech spies. Or disturbing figures like Hamas.
Life Coach Recommends Obsessive, Idiosyncratic Behaviour to Earn Immortality by Word Coinage
Dateline: TORONTO—Melvin Meister’s Labour of Fame Organization, founded in 1973, has been vindicated over forty years later, as the Oxford English Dictionary added the word “smeelian” to its account of the English language, in recognition of the life’s work of…
Read This! Ways You Can Help Glossy News Expand, as We Roll Out Our Rewards & Incentives Scheme (Part 1)
Tomorrow, March 1 onwards, we’re rolling out our Rewards and Incentives Scheme. If you are a current writer (or soon-to-be writer!), then please remember that the sum of money available each month is contingent upon the success of the site.
Lyrics for Song Parodies: Where Can You Find ‘Em?
There are a lot of funny song parodies on video websites like Youtube. Some of the best parody singers include Bart Baker, Weird Al Yankovic, Klemen Slakonja and Rocky Mountain Mike. But what about parody lyrics?
National Union of Students: “No More Holocaust Memorial Day, It’s Too Offensive!”
Notable Champagne-Humanitarian-Edgy-Rhetorical-Club, the NUS (National-Kropotkinite Union of Sympathisers) have perpetrated yet another in a long line of typically imaginative and flamboyant radical political gestures. Admittedly, the motion was only passed by 19 votes to zero, as most ‘politically conscious’ were…
Donald Trump’s Black Voter Outreach Ends in Fake Rapper Disaster
NOTE: This was published a while back on The Spoof. However, the endless attempts of politicians to get ‘down with the kids’ remains a constant marvel, that has stood the test of time.
The Ballad of Nobby the Nuancebot
Down in the green fields of Islington A couple of leagues from old Goldsmith’s There once were a tinker named Toynbee And now this were the song what he tink’d with
President Trump, Arming Teachers is an Excellent Start
Dear President Trump, Let’s be clear: I did not vote for you. But I have to admit – you’re doing an amazing job at Making America Safe Again.
How YOU TOO Can Help Glossy News Grow (As We Prepare to Finally Roll Out Our Rewards and Incentives Program!)
Wow! Quite a lot of stuff under the ‘Editorials and Announcements’ user name in the past month or so. The Glossy News home page keeps a running tally of how many articles each account has published in the past 30…