Category: Society
Texas Messed With
AUSTIN, TX – It has been confirmed that the southern state of Texas was messed with today, as details of the messing continue to emerge. Little is known at present about the exact nature of the messing, but various spokesmen…
Collector David Koch Invites Reporters to View His Coveted Cash Heaps
Billionaire businessman David Koch, known for his political activism, entrepreneurial prowess and world-renowned collection of money has invited photographers and journalists in to see his private collection first hand. David and his brother Charles both inherited a large, private collections…
Study: Gun Advocates Commonly Cowards?
A recent study conducted by the NRA surprisingly finds instances of gun ownership are tied directly to those prone to acts of cowardice. The study surveyed 924 gun owners and asked them a variety of questions, and included 323 non-gun…
Couple Chooses to Abstain from Postmarital Sex
INDIANAPOLIS – Citing individual beliefs, core moral values and a mutual feeling of resentment toward the other person, Meredith and Anthony Boyer have pledged to experiment with the idea of abstaining from all forms of sexual activity now that they…
Study: Illegal Gun Owners Have Larger Genitalia
In a recent study published jointly by the NAACP and the NCAA, it has been found that those possessing firearms illegally have a penis, on average, three inches longer. “It’s true,” said Rebecca Haywood, spokeswoman and study researcher. “I’ve seen…
Breaking – Heofon: A New Non-Secular World On The Horizon?
Topeka, KS, USA—During a special televised press briefing simulcast on FOX news and CBN this past Tuesday, a small group of faith-based engineers and Liberty University geologists, along with biologists working out of Central Christian College, as well as home-schooled…
An Open Letter to Al Queda and its Branch Affiliates
Good day, guys. How is it going? Blow up anything fun today? Shoot your quota of infidels yet? OK, sorry you’re having a bad day. Just a few questions I wanted to ask you guys. (I am assuming you are…
Conservative Group Angered over Leftish Bias of Bible Translations
The Freedom Under a Christian Ruled Society (FUCRS) today announced their outright disgust at bible translations with a blatantly liberal agenda and plans to have the Good Book translated from the New Living Translation to one that meets their political…
Obama Lets His Bad Self Out All Over The NRA’s LaPierre
It was a phone call that President Obama didn’t want to make, but he knew he would eventually have to. He also knew that it would do little good, but that it had to be made anyway. So, on Wednesday,…
Child Dodges Trip to National Park
Eleven-year-old Ted Ews has narrowly avoided having to go on a Sunday outing with his family to Big Bend National Park, in Texas. “No,” he shouted, stomping his foot, when his father, Barry, first voiced the idea during dinner the…