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Ted Cruz, Mike Lee Propose “Marriage Only for the Fertile”

Ted Cruz (R-TX) and Mike Lee (R-UT) introduced legislation to ban all marriages and nullify all existing marriages in which the couple cannot conceive or chooses to be childless for any reason. “Marriage is only for procreation. If a couple…

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Emergency Rooms Filled with Victims of Thumb Amputations

Hospitals and 911 phone banks were overwhelmed Saturday night when 16% of the nation lost its thumbs. “It was mass chaos,” said Doctor Anne Fulbright at Dallas General Hospital. “All of sudden all these thumbless white people showed up spurting…

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Michele Bachmann Introduces Revelation Act

Today Congresswoman Michele Bachmann (R-MN) introduced a bill to “hasten the coming of Christ and the Revelation.” At a press conference she stated, “It seems to me as good Christians we should be doing something about the Second Coming. This…

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Tea Party Representatives to Support Work and Education Centers for Poor

The debate over entitlement, drug testing of children who receive food stamps and student loans took surprising turn on the House floor. Representative Ted Cruz (R-TX) said, “We were debating the issue of drug testing when somebody said, ‘What would…

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Child Pornographers, Polygamists Fight for First Amendment Rights

In Washington D. C .a handful of people showed up for the Million Man Child Pornographer March led by the Society of Children in Cinema United by Men (SCCUM). The rally was staged in the conjunction with the Rights for…

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Conservative Group Angered over Leftish Bias of Bible Translations

The Freedom Under a Christian Ruled Society (FUCRS) today announced their outright disgust at bible translations with a blatantly liberal agenda and plans to have the Good Book translated from the New Living Translation to one that meets their political…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Conservative Group Angered over Leftish Bias of Bible Translations