Posted in War Zone World News

Doctors Without Borders Invests in Body Armor, Bunkers

The medical charity Doctors Without Borders is stocking up on body armor, underground bunkers, and armored vehicles. It’s unusual for the group of volunteer doctors to take such measures, but recent attacks by the United States have made it necessary….

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Posted in Crime Politics

Confederate Flags Go On Crime Spree

Although one Confederate flag has been taken out in Charlestown, many more continue their nationwide crime spree. The populace must arm themselves against the heinous flags.

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Posted in Politics Travel

Child Dodges Trip to National Park

Eleven-year-old Ted Ews has narrowly avoided having to go on a Sunday outing with his family to Big Bend National Park, in Texas. “No,” he shouted, stomping his foot, when his father, Barry, first voiced the idea during dinner the…

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Posted in Religionism World News

France Protects Muslim Women’s Rights by Denying them Choice

The French National Assembly has voted overwhelmingly to ban burqas, with 335 in favor of the law and only one against it. This decision is in line with the international consensus that instead of what they do, what they say,…

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Posted in Entertainment Music

Rap Bludgeoned by Ninja

CAPE TOWN, South Africa (GlossyNews) — Having been an astronaut, toymaker, and motivational speaker, Ninja boasts an unusually long resume for a white man. He was making his rounds through the slums of Cape Town, South Africa, where he worked for the liquor company Jagermeister by distributing its contaminated byproducts to disadvantaged minorities in an effort to cut down on waste management costs, when a chance encounter inspired him to start the rave-rap trio Die Antwoord.

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