Category: Society
Tea is Gateway Drug to Coffee
New research has found that Tea, a drug which contains caffeine and can also effect the cannabiniod receptors and is popular with both the English and Chinese, can lead to harder drugs like Filter Coffee, Lattes and Espressos. Research carried out by the charity…
Iraqi Suicide Bombers Struggle Forming a Union
Today union minded Iraqis formed Suicide Bombers Locale #467 in Baghdad but had to promptly look for a new union hall as a couple of the members brought their work in with them. Sitting outside the smoldering building the surviving…
Diet Craze “Famine” Sweeps Hollywood, 3rd World
Madonna has returned from her latest trip to Africa with a new celeb ‘famine’ diet. Always looking for a way to stay in shape Madonna, 53, has been following a new diet that will dramatically lower body fat, bone density and muscle….
Tally Ho: Preview of the London 2012 Summer Olympics
LONDON ENGLAND – 27 July, 2012 – Reuters Newswire The 2012 London Summer Games have officially begun. The breathtakingly beautiful new venue known as London Olympic Stadium (scheduled to be completed just in time for the 2016 Summer Games in…
Gun Enthusiasts Enthusiastic Following Theater Shooting
I recently had the great fortune to talk to Guy Fortescue, head of the NRA chapter in Lexington, Kentucky, about the Second Amendment and what he’d previously described to me as the “integral American liberty to carry guns.” What follows…
Time Indeed Flies, Airlines Unhappy
Reports that several people witnessed Time ‘flying’ have caused panic in the air-safety conscious offices of commercial airlines. In a press release addressed to all governments and signed by all major airline unions, it has been stated that, if the sightings are true, if…
A Dad’s Rage Causes $150 Worth of Damage
A family home was turned into a war zone when a dad turned bad in the small hours of yesterday morning. Mr Elliot, needing a midnight snack, entered his kitchen in his average suburban home to fix himself a sandwich only to…
Hey Harley Guy, Yeah Loud, You’re a Dick
I didn’t want to say anything at the stop light because I was afraid you’d kill me, and I know that’s part of your mystique, but seriously guy, with those loud pipes and all, you’re a total dick. Period. My…
6 Batmen Dead in Aurora, Colo. Shooting, 2 Jokers, 1 Bane & 1 Catwoman
“How am I supposed to tell my kids?” Ralph Gorman wondered as he watched stretchers bearing dead superheroes out of the movie theater. “It’s like Santa just fell off his sleigh into the Pacific.” A lone gunman opened fire with…
A Bag For Life Not Just For Christmas
Following the extremely successful campaign ‘A Dog is For Life Not Just For Christmas’ the Dogs Trust have strayed a little from their charter by embracing the same slogan for ‘bag for life’. The Dogs Trust have found that there…