Category: Society
The End of Freedom in America. Blame it on the Tyranny of Obamacare
If you’re like most patriotic, big government-distrusting Americans, you are probably experiencing a range of emotions right now, from anger to rage to angerful rage. It’s a dark day in America thanks to the dreaded OBAMACARE Act of 2010, which…
World Stops to Mourn Victims of Theater Shooting
“It was weird,” Hector Santiago, a thug for a Mexican drug cartel, said through a translator, “I could tell something just happened – something more important – because suddenly I knew I couldn’t kill this police officer; it would make…
Charlton Heston Returns From Grave To Protect Colorad Gun Rights Despite Batman Theater Shootings
The iconic movie matinee idol Charlton Heston has risen from the dead like a neo Jesus Christ to stick up for his National Rifle Association buddies after a gunman shot 70 people, killing 12 including children, at a midnight Batman…
Historic Accord Reached in Siblings’ Bitter Territorial Dispute
In major concessions by both sides, boy agrees to stop touching sister’s stuff in exchange for her ceasing to refer to him as “Snot Face.” SPOKANE, WA – Negotiators are expressing hopes for a new era of reconciliation and peaceful…
Shocking Crime Wave Blows Across Nation
A terrifying new criminal is on the loose and officials appear powerless to stop him. In a small town in the UK an elderly gentleman was thrown to his knees and robbed of his newspaper that he had only just purchased. Battered and shaken he shared his shocking ordeal.
Being Attacked By A Horde Of Blood Maddened Zombies Is Not Fun
Hello folks. How are things going for you? That’s good. At the moment I am hold up in an abandoned farmhouse in the Midwest. I have it boarded up and sealed off as much as possible. I don’t do this…
Following Cannibal Attacks, The CDC Issues Zombie Alert
Atlanta, GA – (SatireWorld.com) The world’s leading research and communicable disease control center (CDC) located in Atlanta, Georgia has issued its first ever Zombie Alert, advising US citizens to be prepared and have ample stocks and supplies on hand in…
Jedi Masters Just Ain’t What They Used To Be
Sigh! Jedi Masters just ain’t what they used to be! At one time they were of the caliber of Sir Alec Guiness, the original Obi-Wan Kenobi, a proven hero whose name had the extra fortification of being the same as…
When it Comes to Healthcare, Give Me Liberty and Give Me Death
America is the world leader in most important categories: #1 in nuclear warheads, #1 in citizens incarcerated, and breaking into the top 50 in healthcare. We don’t look to Europe for solutions to our problems because those countries are a…
Burger King Abdicates to Carl’s Jr.
Wikileaks uncovered details concerning a previously unknown sex tape between the Burger King and Ruby Tuesday Thursday, forcing the Burger King to abdicate his burger empire to Carl’s Jr. “It is with great regret that the Burger King agrees to…