Category: Health
I Guess I Have an Irrational Fear of Tubes Going in my Urethra
Guest writer Doug Fedler Call me crazy, but I just don’t like the idea of having tubes inserted into my urethra. I guess everyone’s got their quirks. Maybe my thinking is a little cluttered since I’m about to have my…
Latest String of Shark Attacks Leaves Baskets Empty
Willow Grove, Pennsylvania – Wait-staff at the popular restaurant chain, Olive Garden, are suffering the aftermath from a recent string of Great White Shark attacks off the New Jersey coastline as more and more breadsticks, the complimentary item served to…
Disease-Free Pee-Pee and Wee-Wee Bracelets Banned
I [Heart] Boobies bracelets are catching a lot of flak from adults who say their teen children shouldn’t be wearing them even if it is to promote a good cause, i.e. fighting breast cancer. And now, there are two other…
Homophobic Man Struggles with his Fear
Dateline: New York—Morris Jenkins suffers from a debilitating fear of homosexuals, commonly called homophobia. When in the presence of gay people, he ceases to function. “I remember the first time the terror struck me,” he said. “I was at work…
US Health and Human Services Recommends Twerking for Seniors
The US Health and Human Services (HHS) has issued a health advisory recommending twerking for seniors. The advisory states “People over 50 may want to consider adding twerking exercises to their workout routines. As people age stiffer joints, slower recovery…
Comfort Cooking that Won’t Give you a Heart Attack* — Video
Love grilled cheese but don’t care if it tastes like feet? You can have the best of neither world in this GlossyNews exclusive cooking presentation. Really? A sandwich with healthy ingredients that tastes as good as a bacon-wrapped fried chicken…
Saga of Baby Munoz Brings Joy to the OC
DATELINE: Waco, TX — Many followed the tragic case of Marlise Munoz for the last 6 weeks with anxiety, anguish and great compassion. This was an ethical dilemma wherein, under the protection of Texas law, an unborn fetus remained in…
Royal Caribbean Granted Special Status by the CDC
Atlanta, GA – Royal Caribbean Cruise Line announced today that its cruise ships have been granted special status as “National Centers For Emerging and Zoonotic Infectious Diseases” by the Atlanta based US health authority Centers for Disease Control (CDC). Royal…
Seeking Alternatives to Lethal Injection, States Consider Guillotine, Bear Mauling
Assville, Missouri — On the heels of an execution gone disturbingly wrong in Ohio, states are pondering more modern ways to execute death row inmates. McGuire was convicted of brutally raping and murdering a pregnant newlywed. The Ohio execution of…
Video: Melamine? Clay? Undercover Hot Dog Factory Exposé Sheds New Light
GLOSSYNEWS.COM – In our first-ever video report, we go behind the scenes at America’s 7th or 8th largest hot dog factory. We see what really goes into one of America’s most infamous foods. What ingredients really go in a tasty…