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I Guess I Have an Irrational Fear of Tubes Going in my Urethra

I Guess I Have an Irrational Fear of Tubes Going in my Urethra

Guest writer Doug Fedler

Call me crazy, but I just don’t like the idea of having tubes inserted into my urethra. I guess everyone’s got their quirks.

Maybe my thinking is a little cluttered since I’m about to have my appendix taken out.

I did a little digging on the subject and found out that sometimes they use a catheter. It’s a tube that helps you pee.

I know it’s kooky, but I’m just not thrilled about the idea. Is that a crime?

Well then, consider me guilty.

Some people don’t like flying on airplanes.

Doesn’t bother me.

Some people can’t stand tight spaces.

Again, not a problem for me.

I guess having an aversion to the notion of a tube running into my bladder through my genitals is just my thing, you know?

I reckon life’s just funny that way.


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Rusty Shackleford is a comedy writer typing away from a bunker in an undisclosed location.


5 Responses to “I Guess I Have an Irrational Fear of Tubes Going in my Urethra”

  1. Mad Max says:

    I’m getting a ring put in mine so i can remove it for work

  2. Deep trout says:

    It’s not an irrational fear since a tube in your wiener can be uncomfortable and sometimes painful.

  3. P. Beckert says:

    TMI Rusty…but as long as you don’t keep us advised of the outcome, we’ll let it slide this time.

  4. rfreed says:

    The worst part is the student nurse putting it in- in front of other people. (Have had it done.)

  5. deeptrout says:

    Student nurse? Did you have student doctors?


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