Love grilled cheese but don’t care if it tastes like feet? You can have the best of neither world in this GlossyNews exclusive cooking presentation.
Really? A sandwich with healthy ingredients that tastes as good as a bacon-wrapped fried chicken cheddar pizza? Yes!
How? A little thing we call science!
You’re not delirious, but you will be once you wrap your munch-hole around this stunning belly-load of gullet-stuffing.
Watch the video then read all about it…
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Now let’s break it on down so you can see just how healthy it really is. These are the real, actual nutritional details for this recipe.
| Ingredient | Calories | Fat Grams | Sodium Mg |
| Bread 2-Slices | 370 | 2.4 | 656 |
| Veggie Cheese | 35 | 2 | 220 |
| Feta | 65 | 5 | 300 |
| Olive Oil | 60 | 1 | 0 |
| Veloura “Cheese” | 140 | 8 | 820 |
| Pepperoni | 100 | 9 | 350 |
| Bacon | 504 | 57 | 23 |
| Sausage | 100 | 4.5 | 245 |
| Ranch Dressing | 145 | 15 | 328 |
| Salt | 0 | 0 | 310 |
| Bread 1-Slice | 185 | 1.2 | 328 |
| Butter Topping | 120 | 14 | 0 |
| Two Eggs | 156 | 10 | 124 |
| Seasoning | 0 | 0 | 400 |
| Cheez Crackers | 160 | 8 | 250 |
| Fryer Oil | 220 | 16 | 0 |
| TOTAL | 2,389 | 153 | 4364 |
| Recommended | 2,000 | 20 | 2400 |
| ‘% of Daily Allowance | 119% | 764% | 182$ |
Apparently the use of healthy ingredients is of no value when you consider the other items in the recipe and the ways in which they will kill you, and likely right quick at that.
@ Mad Max – Heavens no. I only ate what you saw on camera.
Did u eat the whole thing?
“It’s soooo good!” Love the positive reinforcement but I’m positive just watching it clogged my arteries.
I watched twice. Guy Fieri on steroids. And the outtakes. So professional. I can’t wait to see what’s ‘cooking’ next.
Alka seltzer commercial?
I’ll take 2 to go!