Category: Crime
No Hate, No Fear! The Heartwarming Story of One Courageous Athlete Sex Offender who Rose Above the Stigma!
LAKEWOOD—A Lakewood High School multi-sport star athlete is facing charges of sexual assault following an incident alleged to have occurred in October, 2018. Joshua “Dusty” Delroy appeared in court for his indictment surrounded by family and members of the three…
New AG Barr to Charge “Oxy Doc” with 200,000 Counts of Manslaughter
Washington, DC – A spokesperson for recently confirmed US Attorney General William Barr, acknowledged on Saturday, plans by the US Attorneys office to file 200,000 counts of manslaughter against Purdue Pharma executive, Dr. Richard Sackler, whose most popular product, OxyContin,…
Glossy News Exclusive Leak! ‘Rudy Giuliani Defense’ Finally Revealed!
Washington, DC- After months of seemingly incoherent and contradictory explanations, including this weekends bombshell revelation by the Presidents personal lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, who admitted in a televised interview on Sunday, that President Donald Trump had ongoing contact with Vladimir Putin-connected…
WHAT?! Putin Accuses UK Gov Of Satirical, Russian Double Agent Murder In Moscow
The Kremlin has angrily accused the British Government of assassinating an ex-MI6 double agent, resident in Moscow. Alexei Smithski was crushed to death last week when a large, trapezoidal, cast iron weight, labelled ‘10 Tons’ fell on his head. Moscow…
I’ve Changed My Mind on Gun Control- Let’s Make them REALLY Hard to Get
As a former gun owner, I’ve finally changed my mind on guns. Not just for myself, I grew out of that years ago, but for everyone. For years I’ve said we need to meet the staunch pro-gun guys halfway. But…
Unbelievable! New Fines Introduced For Silly “Cooking & Driving” Offence… What’s Going On!
Drivers caught cooking whilst driving are to face tough penalties, the government says. Under new rules expected to come in next year, drivers will receive six points on their license and a £120 fine.
American Parents Love Guns More than Their Children, Study Shows
Dateline: KALAMAZOO—In the wake of the school shooting in Florida, in which a young male killed 17 of his former fellow students, a team of researchers at the Technocracy Institute in Michigan explains the impossibility of sensible gun regulation in…
President Trump, Arming Teachers is an Excellent Start
Dear President Trump, Let’s be clear: I did not vote for you. But I have to admit – you’re doing an amazing job at Making America Safe Again.
Strange Man Shoots Innocent Bystander In The Middle Of 5th Avenue In New York And Gets Away With It.
A man stood brazenly in the middle of 5th Venue yesterday and shot someone dead. And got away with it. To most eyes it was just another homicide in a city inured to violence. However, it had a few different…
PSNI/Gardai Smash Radiostar Country Barbiturates Ring
The Irish and British have been at each other’s throats for centuries, in a way that makes the rap grudge between Kanye West and LL Cool J look like as pointless and infantile as a mere peevish World of Warcraft…