A gang of radical Neo-Pagans have formed a new religion called ‘Sons of Thor,’ and this religion allows you to carry off virgins via ‘bridal theft,’ and make them your wives; and to loot and pillage churches, synagogues, mosques and gurudwaras.
None of this is done out of hatred or malice; it’s just because Thor devotees have a different way of looking at things.
‘Live and let live,’ one of them gently assures us.
Gay people are to be sacrificed to Loki, not out of any irrational hatred, but purely on some specious ideological pretext.
The red-tops start losing their shit over this, and even some microscopically left-leaning privileged straight white metropolitan bouzhees start getting on edge, and asking how far tolerance can be extended towards the intolerant.
How will postmodernists and SJWs react?
Will they be appalled at the rank misogyny, homophobia and violence of the Sons of Thor?
Or will they immediately start calling out the evil privileged IGNORANT RIGHT WING BIGOTS (of left and right alike!) who are failing to celebrate the diversity of those with whom we all share a common humanity, and whose deaths would no doubt diminish ours, if they were persecuted and oppressed by liberal and conservative authoritarians who want to arrogantly reserve to themselves alone the right to be intolerant of the ‘intolerant?’
Originally published on Medium.