Category: Science & Technologizzy
Romney: ‘As President, I Will Put a Man On Mars By 2014’
WASHINGTON D.C. – In an effort to bolster support for his campaign ahead of next month’s presidential election, Republican candidate Mitt Romney has vowed to put a man on the surface of Mars by the year 2014. Speaking at a…
E-Z Home Water Boarding Kit a Favorite w/ Parents This Season
Dallas, TX – (SatireWorld.com) The amazing E-Z Home Waterboarding Kit has broken all sales records as parents across the US snapped up a kit for their personal use at home. Children and teens everywhere are now easily spilling the beans…
Researchers Find Link Between Childhood Obesity; Calories
Obesity researchers at John Hopkins University claim they have discovered a causal link between childhood obesity and the consumption of excess calories. “We won’t know for certain until all the data is in”, said lead researcher John Pell. “But our…
Hover Cars Will Not Help Us
Scientists have warned that placing too many emphases on hover cars may confuse car owners. In an open letter to the car industry, a group of prestigious scientists from a variety of disciplines warn that if the car industry continues…
Red Bull Skydiving Stunt Ends In Tragedy
Today over the desert of New Mexico, a stunt sponsored by the Red Bull energy drink company ended in tragedy. The attempt to set the highest skydive by a human went terribly wrong when skydiver Felix Baumgartner mistakenly launched his…
Prisoners In Mexico Can Reduce Their Prison Sentence By Producing Electricity
Mexico City – (SatireWorld.com) Although prisons are intended as places where convicted criminals can pay their debts to society, confinement behind bars rarely yields anything other than the punishment alone. But now, thanks to an innovative new initiative underway at…
iPosture: Junk Gadget and Total Ripoff
Earlier this year my wife saw a clever gadget on television. It’s called the iPosture; a button-sized gizmo that promises to correct your posture with a quiet, subtle vibrating reminder. The only problem is that it’s a massive ripoff. We…
Nine Technologies Our Kids Will NOT Use in the Future
With all the talk of the future and what it will bring, there is some question as to what the future might mean to you, our dear readers. For example, did you know that in the future wheat will actually…
Review of Motorola’s Amazing DynaTac 8000
First off I want to thank Motorola for sending me this phone. I know they are having a hard time keeping these in stock due to popular demand. To start with, I plugged the DynaTac into my clothes dryer outlet…
Romney’s Economic Plan Is Right Direction For America, According to Apple Maps
Cupertino, CA – Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney’s plan for restoring the U.S. economy will lead to a new era of high employment and prosperity for the nation, according to Apple’s new iOS 6 based Maps app. By entering Mr….