Category: Technology
Donald Trump Generator Is as Infallible as Trump Himself
Recently, leading scientists have invented a Donald Trump Generator that is 100% indistinguishable from the ‘real’ thing! See the follow excerpt, to see just how real the merely robotic, mindless and mind-numbing repetitive ramblings of this kitschy, cheap-ass imitation of the Trump…
How Monsanto Really Makes GMOs
So much controversy about GMOs, but there shouldn’t be because they really are great, as this exclusive GlossyNews video will show you. GMO foods done do a hot topic. So where is it come from? Inside the laboratory To get…
4K Glossy News Podcast 009 (9-21-15)
In my September 21st, 2015 4K/UHD podcasts, I cover a lot of ground, some of it even interesting. Here are just a few of the topics: All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or…
4K Glossy News Podcast 007 (9-7-15)
In my September 7th 4K/UHD podcasts, I cover a lot of ground, some of it even interesting. Here are just a few of the topics: A reminder this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as…
Fappers Rejoice as Aussie Developer Shuts Down Proposed Data Retention Plan
Melbourne born software Developer Mike Pearce has thwarted government plans to impose mandatory data retention for all Australian citizens by fundamentally changing the way the internet works. Australian PM, Tony Abbott is currently being accused of bullying the opposition and…
Ichiro Suzuki Passes Drug Test, Fails Turing Test
When MLB teams acquire new players they expect their very best and this MLB offseason has featured an almost overwhelming amount of moves as teams try to upgrade their rosters and shift their focus in a new direction. Since Ichiro…
Lessons from This Year in Tech and Fashion
Tech is the new fashion. If that was ever in doubt, ask the editors from Vogue, Marie Claire and other fashion magazines who attended the Apple Watch launch in Cupertino, CA, instead of covering New York Fashion Week (NYFW). The…
Philae Lander Voted “Bouncy House Of The Year”
Physics Today, the flagship journal of the American Institute of Physics, has announced the ESA Philae lander is the first winner in a new category in their annual awards for breakthroughs in physics, “Bouncy House Of The Year”. “This year…
Self-Driving Electric Cars will Soon Be Free, If You Can Afford One
When I add “self-driving” to “electric car”, you may envision a double-unicorn, but these beasts of legend are right around the corner, and they will be damn near free, assuming you can afford one. Elon Musk has announced that “The…
Many Using iPhones to Surgically Replace Entire Brains
In the latest cool trend to hit the streets masses of young people are getting their I-phones installed in their heads where their brains used to be. The popularity and 24 hour a day usage of Apples extremely popular gadget…