Category: Television
Amsterdam Infomercials on TV at Night are Just… Wow
Returned from my Amsterdam trip last week and oh boy the things I learned. Apparently in the US, unbridled violence is just fine, while the vaguest hints of breasts are completely unacceptable. It’s a pretty weird dichotomy, but apparently, this…
Real Fake News is Losing Credibility
Real Fake News (RFN) is the only non-partisan news source left. And its integrity is under sustained attack by the peddlers of illegitimate fake news. It’s being stomped on by those charlatans who declare themselves honest, rational and accurate. Abdul…
Crack Bagans? Ghost Stalker Pushes Beloved Mask, Ford Ranger Off Cliff
MOUNT CHARLESTON, NV – Only hours before the series finale of his newest show Deadly Possessions was set to air, ghost hunting guru Zak Bagans could be found about 50 miles northwest of his Las Vegas museum; committing an act…
End of the Gay Dinosaurs: Fox News Steals the March on Glossy News
What do Fox News folks think about homosexuality and the end of the dinosaurs? Will male-on-male love bring about the end of the human species, just as it ended the reign of the dinosaurs? Bill O’Reilly Well, who’s to say?…
BBC Try to Stop Offending Islamic State… & All the Other Ones Too (2/2)
Hope you enjoyed the first instalment! Here is more pitiful bien-pensant claptrap from the BBC, following their recent flamboyantly privileged nitpicking over the term ‘Islamic State.’ The ‘Republicains’ of Sarkozy are now the ‘soi-disant Republicans,’ because some members of other…
BBC Try to Stop Offending Islamic State… & All the Other Ones Too! (1/2)
The BBC, inspired and encouraged by their recent decision to rename Daesh ‘The So-called Islamic State‘ (Sinister-Teutonic-Capitals ahoy!) have invented some new equally patronizing euphemisms in order to talk down to non-Muslims too. For a start, they are referring to…
Jerry Seinfeld Injured Filming ‘Comedians In Cars’
Branson, MO. – Jerry Seinfeld, former network star, was involved in an auto accident while filming an episode of “Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee” in Branson, Missouri. According to the Branson Police Department five people, including Mr. Seinfeld and guest…
Pat Robertson: Gay Atheists are the Shocktroops of Iran
Pat Robertson is concerned at the mortal peril certain “bad folks” pose to people in the USA, and just this once, he’s not been shy to get to the root of the problem. Now, listen carefully, my dear friends. If…
Pregnant Bristol Palin to Replace Wheel of Fortune’s Vanna White
In an unprecedented move that’s shocked the television world, Wheel of Fortune has replaced its long standing hostess Vanna White and named Bristol Palin her temporary replacement. The move comes after a series of contract disagreements between White and ABC…
Australia’s Latest Doggygate Scandal: A Land Without Biebers (2/2)
Welcome back, cobber! Remember last time? Strewth, mate! Yurl need to ‘ave ten tons ah Frosty Jacks when you ‘ear what ‘appens next! *** The moment Fatima and Bieber landed in Alessi Exile Airport in Bishop’s Kennedy, Queensland… A lawless…