Posted in Top Stories

Another Practical Side to Diversity

I have a friend who writes books in an engaging style, using her wonderful imagination. She is currently in hiding, fearful for her life, and for her own safety writes under multiple pseudonyms. All because of her having discovered another…

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Posted in Society

Satirism or Satyrism?

I have an uncontrollable need to make fun of everybody while engaging in habitual and indiscriminate sex. I always liked it when a one nighter would say, “Hey, you’re a funny fucker.” But when it finally struck me as odd…

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Posted in Society

Who Are The Real Victims of a Female Meritocracy? (3/3)

The meritocracy had matured and grown tired. Rampant self-sacrifice had gone unchecked by the selfish needs of the village women. No one had stopped to consider the consequences. The unfortunates were too busy encouraging their husbands to do the right…

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Who Are The Real Victims of a Female Meritocracy? (2/3)

When the second head-on-a-stick showed up a few days later it didn’t have the same jounce as the first one. The holy man tried to whip up the same disquietude he’d enjoyed with the first head-on-a-stick. Everyone went about their…

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Who Are The Real Victims of a Female Meritocracy? (1/3)

Dahomey, Africa 1842 The first one appeared in the village; stuck dead center in the communal fire pit, looking frightened and lonely. Staring down at the ground through droopy eyes, it looked as if it was afraid of falling over. The…

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Posted in Science Science & Technologizzy

The Nomenclature of Genitalia (3/3)

Contrary facts can be annoying but objectivity is always my first choice. I made a small footnote of the remote possibility that the popularity of phallic worship wasn’t due to reverence or longing but only because they mistakenly assumed the…

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Posted in Science Science & Technologizzy

The Nomenclature of Genitalia (2/3)

It was getting harder and harder to ignore the fact that in journal after journal the human female genitalia consistently had more arrows pointing to it than the human male genitalia. I’m not talking about all the inside stuff, just…

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Posted in Science Science & Technologizzy

The Nomenclature of Genitalia (1/3)

As a scientist I had run out of things to research. Space is crowded and brains overdone. I find the uncertainty principle vague so quantum mechanics was out as well. There were few places to turn and I was forced…

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Posted in Biz News

The Destructive Effects of Capitalism

I wanted to read an article entitled “The Destructive Effects of Capitalism.” It was written by an intellectual who was somewhat right about most everything except practicality. He’s one of those people who writes a lot of those sounds good, won’t…

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Posted in Education

Politicians, Pundits and Pursuers of Poontang

I wanted to learn a second language. There are approximately 6,900 of them out there to choose from and I couldn’t decide which one to spend my time on.

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Posted in Top Stories

On the Importance of Being an Asshole

After deciding one day not to be such an asshole I found myself with a lot more time on my hands. I had spent all my life being told, “If you weren’t such an asshole things would be a lot better…

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Posted in Politics

Pillory and Paddle

There is a politician who is universally disliked except by the people who keep sending her back to the House of Representatives. Please don’t do that anymore. If you feel that strongly about the woman keep her at home. She…

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Posted in Serious Commentary

Demagoonery

If demagoguery plays to our prejudices and fears, then demagoonery adds our gullibility and a dearth of honest information to the mix. Here’s an example: During Obama’s second term the stock market did a little 50 point dipsy doodle. One…

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Posted in Serious Commentary

Fighting Hate with Hate

I recently got a bad headache and had to lie down. It snuck up on me while I was researching the word fascist. The reason for my interest in fascism was Yvette Felarca. She’s a special kind of crazy. People…

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Betsy’s Twat Burnt Down My Son’s School

I heard the bulletin at work. There was a riot at the Ralph Kramden Elementary School in Los Angeles. That was my son’s school. I left work to hurry down and find him. When I got there hundreds of teachers…

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Fighting Over the Birth Canal

We fought the mosquitos for the Panama Canal. Thousands died fighting over the Suez Canal and between the snakes and the Untouchables, the Ganges Canal was a nightmare. But they were nothing compared to the current hubbub surrounding the Birth…

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Brotherhood of Extemporaneous Unions Wins Big

The U.S. Supreme Court handed the Brotherhood of Extemporaneous Unions a clear victory yesterday by defining a labor union as “one or more people doing more or less the same thing.” The landmark case of BEU vs. Clive Nuevo, gave…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip Talky Pictures Top Stories

World’s Most Beloved Dead Body Dies

Bobby “Stock Still” Jenkins, arguably the world’s most well-known dead body, has died at the age of 62. “When I found him lying face down in his breakfast, I just thought he was doing it again. Pretending to be dead…

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Posted in Politics Top Stories

Black Bloc Goes Vérité On Milo’s Ass

I read somewhere that Black Bloc is a tactic and not necessarily a group. That’s scary stuff. Knocking heads and setting fires isn’t a new idea. But the idea of doing it just for the hell of it seems to…

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Posted in Politics Serious Commentary Top Stories

Anarchists Against Anarchy

Anarchists are getting pissed because the role of the honest anarchist is becoming a pitiful, diluted version of itself. Once proud agitators, archduke whackers and bomb chuckers, they are now being eclipsed by these neo-anarchists who agitate by proxy for…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Television

Real Fake News is Losing Credibility

Real Fake News (RFN) is the only non-partisan news source left. And its integrity is under sustained attack by the peddlers of illegitimate fake news. It’s being stomped on by those charlatans who declare themselves honest, rational and accurate. Abdul…

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Posted in Politics

Public Union Members Vote to Legalize Bribery

The current political climate has been difficult for public unions. And if the future can really be portended, then things do look a tad bleak. The unreasonable expectation of being held responsible for doing your job has caused morale to plummet. When…

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Posted in Politics

Award Winning Dick Feted in California

Jerry Brown, the aging governor of California, addressed a special session of the state legislature yesterday to nominate Dick Blum, the husband of Senator Dianne Feinstein, to receive this year’s prestigious Charles Crocker Award. Crocker is the well-known Robber Baron…

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Posted in Politics

Spreading Elucidation

© 2017 Tom Skulldaney Taking sides to champion our own political heroes is like hawking gangrene as the cure for psoriasis. The only side we should take is our own and stay tough on those we’ve allowed to lead us….

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Posted in Society

What’s Under a Pony’s Tail?

© 2017 Tom Skulldaney I write regulations for the government’s Farm Improvement and Protection Bureau. I know nothing about farms. But I do know you can’t get ahead in a bureaucracy if you know too much about what you’re doing….

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