Posted in Society

Satirism or Satyrism?

I have an uncontrollable need to make fun of everybody while engaging in habitual and indiscriminate sex. I always liked it when a one nighter…

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Who Are The Real Victims of a Female Meritocracy? (3/3)

The meritocracy had matured and grown tired. Rampant self-sacrifice had gone unchecked by the selfish needs of the village women. No one had stopped to…

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Who Are The Real Victims of a Female Meritocracy? (2/3)

When the second head-on-a-stick showed up a few days later it didn’t have the same jounce as the first one. The holy man tried to…

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Who Are The Real Victims of a Female Meritocracy? (1/3)

Dahomey, Africa 1842 The first one appeared in the village; stuck dead center in the communal fire pit, looking frightened and lonely. Staring down at…

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Posted in Science Science & Technologizzy

The Nomenclature of Genitalia (3/3)

Contrary facts can be annoying but objectivity is always my first choice. I made a small footnote of the remote possibility that the popularity of…

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Posted in Science Science & Technologizzy

The Nomenclature of Genitalia (2/3)

It was getting harder and harder to ignore the fact that in journal after journal the human female genitalia consistently had more arrows pointing to…

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The Nomenclature of Genitalia (1/3)

As a scientist I had run out of things to research. Space is crowded and brains overdone. I find the uncertainty principle vague so quantum…

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Posted in Biz News

The Destructive Effects of Capitalism

I wanted to read an article entitled “The Destructive Effects of Capitalism.” It was written by an intellectual who was somewhat right about most everything except…

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Politicians, Pundits and Pursuers of Poontang

I wanted to learn a second language. There are approximately 6,900 of them out there to choose from and I couldn’t decide which one to…

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On the Importance of Being an Asshole

After deciding one day not to be such an asshole I found myself with a lot more time on my hands. I had spent all my…

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