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FB Profile Describes User As “Objectivist, Muslim”

MILWAUKEE – A Facebook profile has gained considerable attention for its user’s seemingly contrary description of her political and religious views. Amy Milton’s page on the gigantic social networking site lists her political leanings as “Firmly in the Objectivist camp,”…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip Entertainment

Piers Morgan Admits: “I’m Pretty Much a Wanker”

After months of struggle with public pressure in the United States and Great Britain, Piers Morgan has come out to confess that he is a wanker. The admission came in a tearful interview with Oprah Winfrey, where the Limey Leprechaun…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip Television

Bill Maher’s Nose Declares Independence

Apparently it is now real time with Bill Maher…and his nose. California’s gossip channels are reporting that the famed comedian is facing a small insurrection on the face following his nose’s decision to formally declare independence. The now-infamous schnozzle has…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip Crime

Teenager Opens Fire on Wayne LaPierre, Sean Hannity

National Rifle Association CEO and gun-rights martyr Wayne LaPierre likely was not expecting to be shot at as he celebrated the day after Gun Appreciation Day by shooting off his mouth with Sean Hannity on the Fox Comedy Network. LaPierre…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip Politics

Romney to Advertise New Lovelife Product

Former governor Mitt Romney may have lost the presidential election last November, but coming up short at the ballot box isn’t keeping him down—at least not in spirit. According to breaking reports, Romney has been hired as a spokesperson to…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip Music

Bodyguard Sues Wrong Bieber Out of Shame

After learning just a day ago about a lawsuit filed against Justin Bieber by Moshe Benabou, a former bodyguard of the teen singer, this reporter felt there had to be more to the story than met the eye, and boy,…

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Justin Bieber May Soon Start Using Heroin, Meth According to Experts

Experts examining a recent photo of Justin Bieber smoking marijuana fear that the youthful pop star may soon graduate to harder drugs such as heroin and methamphetamines. “Pot is a gateway drug to harder substances”, said Los Angeles youth counselor…

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Man Calls “Dibs” On Burgundy Role, Sends Ferrell Packing

MINNEAPOLIS- Everyone and their maternal mothers are looking forward to the sequel to the hit movie Anchorman, which set box office records for a news-based, pseudo-docudramady across the country back in 2004. However, there have been rumors bubbling around regarding…

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Who Wore It Best? Apocalypse Edition

MINNEAPOLIS-With the world as we know it coming to a close, it is no surprise that the public eye is turning toward celebrities, scrutinizing their every move amid all of the chaos. Of course, just like poor people, celebrities are…

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Sports Illustrated Model Kate Upton’s First Training Bra For Sale On Ebay

London, England – (SatireWorld.com) – SatireWorld reports that a personal item of a well known Sports Illustrated model has found its way on the popular auction site eBay and in past days all bidding has gone thru the roof. Fully…

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