Category: Celebrity Gossip
Taylor Swift Diagnosed with Venereal Diseases
Today, surprising information came to light which reveals that Taylor Swift was recently treated for gonorrhea and chlamydia of her genitalia and throat by a VDC (venereal disease clinic). Further details show that the chart-topping songstress has also received treatment…
Adele Wins Lawsuit Over “Fat Joke” on Internet
In what is no doubt the weirdest court case since John Goodman sued the makers of the film The Blob for title copyright infringement, music star Adele has won a dramatic and painstaking lawsuit against an America teenager. Her case…
Justin Bieber Dead, Reports Twitter User JoshuaDJ22
NEW YORK, NY – Canadian pop-star and school kid Justin Bieber was tragically killed today when a truck driver accidentally ran over the star in downtown New York, reports bored Twitter user @JoshuaDJ22. In a 120-character post, @JoshuaDJ22 announced that…
First Lady Michelle Obama – Coming soon to an Applebee’s near you
In case you’re just now emerging from a three-month coma or don’t have a television, you may have missed that Michelle Obama seems to be everywhere lately. Ever since she unveiled her brand new, trend-setting bangs in January, you almost…
Sinead O’Connor Shreds Picture of Pope Benedict XVI, Everyone Cheers
Sinead O’Connor has been vindicated. The news of Pope Benedict XVI stepping down as head of the Vatican left a world stunned, but according to reports, Sinead O’Connor didn’t miss a beat. At a recent concert, she appeared on stage…
Macfarlane Kills Puppy, Steals Grandmother’s Purse after Oscars
Seth Macfarlane, made famous by his comedic take on the American family through a show called The Family Guy, has gone from fame to infamy almost overnight. As recent host of Hollywood’s paramount night, the Academy Awards, Macfarlane made enemies…
Top Ten Oscar Moments of 2013
Well, the Oscars have come and gone and left us all waiting breathlessly (with questions) till next year. Questions like: Who is going to fall? Who is going to kiss? Who is going to get snubbed? Will the snubs get…
NEWS FLASH: Berlusconi Does Not Get the Girl
In a stunning turn of events, former Prime Minister of Italy Silvio Berlusconi has failed to pick up the hottest girl in Rome. News sources reported late Monday that glitzy fashion star Martina Martinelli blew off the antsy Italian Stallion…
Sources Close to Celebrity Sources Extremely Reliable, News Sources Say
According to a contact of ours that has a very, very close acquaintance that knows people who are “in the know”, those particular people always know what they’re talking about when they talk about things heard from actual friends of…
Scandal: Man Sneaks Extra Cookie From Jar
Local police and federal authorities are on high alert after a Purcellville, VA man was caught sneaking an extra cookie from his parents’ cookie jar. Dom Fall, 46, is believed to have made an approach on the cookie jar at…