Author: Bee
Paralympians Are People Too
Thanks to the Paralympics, disabled people are now being viewed as actual people, according to the worldwide media. In hopes to change attitudes towards those with disabilities, the IOC, the International Olympic Committee, have decided to hold the Paralympics in…
Mars Rover Curiosity Discovers Triboob
Excited NASA staff make plans for a manned mission to Mars after the Mars rover returned its first series of results. It took 8 months to get there and a further 2 weeks to find anything of importance, but at…
Superman Fails to Stop Bank Robbery Due to Not Being Real
New York police were left red-faced after Superman did not turn up to save the day. When responding to what seemed a routine bank alarm call out, three police cars pulled up outside Steel Cheques Bank to find a real…
Man Justifies Having Two Facebook Profiles
Documents leaked to Glossy News have revealed that a man, only being identified as Man P, for data privacy reasons, has not one, but two Facebook profiles. It is unclear how this may have happened, but early examination of the…
Memory Foam Mattress Recounts Continued Abuse
A memory foam mattress from Florida has made its first appearance in court today in a case detailing years of continued abuse by married couple Mr and Mrs Winemuff. Looking nervous the memory foam mattress took the stand and began…
Weather (man) Beaten
A weatherman has been beaten and is recovering in hospital after an attack outside news offices. The attack happened at about 8pm local time when a middle-aged woman ran up to local weatherman Ryan Storm and shouted “sunshine” while throwing…
Who Gives a Wiki?
A recent poll has shown that over 95% of the world population neither knows nor cares about the site ‘wikileaks’ In research carried out by the ‘Blue Sky Black Heart’ think tank has shown that nobody really cares about the…
Batmobus?
Proving that we can all have car trouble from time to time Gotham City’s central bus route was graced with the presence of the Dark Knight himself, Batman. It has been reported that at about 9:45pm the Bat signal could…
UK Coalition Sharing Like Sisters
Desperate to quash rumours of further cracks in the UK government the first coalition in 65 years has released a statement ensuring the continuing cooperation of the two parties. The statement from Number 10 Downing Street, issued this morning, says…
Traffic Light Nutritional Coding System Given Green Light
A new system of coding fat, sugar and salt content has been approved and would mean that all pre-packed food would have to display a colour coded guide on the front of the package. Red would mean high in fat,…