Author: Bee
Crowd Accused of Lifting Mo Farah Over the Finish Line
An appeal has been made to the IOC to strip British runner Mo Farah of his gold medal as accusations of cheating sore higher than the elation of the athlete. Mo Farah became the first British athlete to win a…
Cheetos Deadly? Widow Suggests ‘Yes’
A post-mortem has revealed that 55-year-old banker, George Wellford, from New York choked to death on a Cheeto. The results come after 3 days of debate as to whether it was in fact a Cheeto or, as his wife insisted,…
Mother to be Sued for ‘Bowl’ Haircut
A mother of three is to be sued for damages after she gave her son what she thought to be a stylish haircut. Amanda Lane, 43, from Denver was performing her routine six-month haircuts on her three children when her…
Microwave Dinner Tempts Palate w/ Tones of Crumb, Salt
It is not a meal that I usually sit down to, preferring Italian and Thai; I went in with preconceptions and hesitations about its conception and direction. Visually, this is not stunning or groundbreaking, the colours are a little mediocre…
Housewives Ruin Dinner and the Economy
Housewives forgetting vital ingredients for dinner are costing supermarket chains and the world economy billions of dollars every year. A new study released today has revealed a damaging portrayal of housewives and how they are single-handedly ruining the world economy.
Mob Bosses Fear Liam Neeson-Style Dad
With the second ‘Taken’ documentary set to hit cinemas worldwide this autumn it has emerged that mob bosses and various crime syndicates, especially those within the human trafficking trade, are fearing Liam Neeson-style dad attacks. The documentary, which follows Mr Neeson as he tries…
Top 16 Olympic Games We Wish We Could See
With the 2012 Olympics well under way, we can only dream of the myriad sports that have been excluded. I’m not talking about Yoga or Calvinball, but some of the other unseen greats. Here are just a few of our…
Tea is Gateway Drug to Coffee
New research has found that Tea, a drug which contains caffeine and can also effect the cannabiniod receptors and is popular with both the English and Chinese, can lead to harder drugs like Filter Coffee, Lattes and Espressos. Research carried out by the charity…
Comic Books Say POW to Cancer
Link found between comic books and reduction in cancer risk. In a world where everything can give you cancer scientists have found that reading comic books reduces the risk. According to scientists at Brown University ‘a comic book a day…
Diet Craze “Famine” Sweeps Hollywood, 3rd World
Madonna has returned from her latest trip to Africa with a new celeb ‘famine’ diet. Always looking for a way to stay in shape Madonna, 53, has been following a new diet that will dramatically lower body fat, bone density and muscle….