Author: Bee
Greece Patents The Wheel
After Apple successfully suing Samsung for sharing the patented rectangle shape, the country of Greece has sought to ease their ongoing financial crisis by patenting the wheel. The country could only manage to gain a patent over the everyday object…
The iPhone 6
Consumer research has found that people are already anticipating the arrival of the iPhone 6. It would seem that customers cannot wait to buy the iPhone 6 and have been putting off their upgrade to the iPhone 5, which was…
Whacking Your Whites White
A washing powder advertisement has been pulled from television after the FCC (Federal Communications Commission) received thousands of complaints from viewers complaining of its ‘violent’ nature. Godfather Powder, ostensibly aimed at mob wives, claims to ‘whack your whites, white’ and…
She’s Convicted of Selling Seashells By The Seashore
A woman who was suspected of selling seashells by the seashore has been arrested near the site of the scandal. It has been alleged that she was selling seashells by the seashore without a permit to sell seashells by the…
Rating Agencies Themselves Downgraded
Policy makers have agreed that financial rating agencies are to be reformed. In the expected announcement, the European Parliament said; “The Big Three, Moody’s, Finch and Standard and Poor’s, are now so far behind financial trends that we have no…
Never Trust a Fart
A wife returned home from work to find that her husband had become a victim of skid marks in his under garments yesterday evening, after he trusted a fart and allowed it to access the living room. The incident happened…
Men Hurt By Manly Media Portrayal
A recent survey has shown that men are becoming increasingly annoyed by the way they are being portrayed by the mainstream media. The survey, carried out by the campaign group ‘Men Are Women Too,’ asked over 1,000 participating males how…
Wife Suspects Affair After Sandwich Filling Change
A wife and mother of three grown-up children was left in deep shock yesterday morning after her husband changed his sandwich filling after 12 years. Michigan resident Margaret Beesteak rose to her alarm at 7am, as usual, to find her…
Akin At It Again In ‘Legitimate Funding’ Row
Although the recent row about the ‘legitimate rape’ claims made by Todd Akin were embarrassing, Mitt Romney was forced to push Akin out of the race for Senate this morning after his comments on ‘legitimate funding.’ At a rally in…
Waiter? There’s A Hair in Her Armpit
Shock swept across Orange County when a woman at a café lifted her arm to ask for the bill and revealed she had armpit hair. It is unknown how the woman acquired the hair and as to whether it was…