Year: 2018
Compulsory Super-Fast Broadband is set to Make New Builds Even More Desirable
Government officials have released a new national strategy for telecoms, putting forward the proposal to ensure it is compulsory for all new builds to be fitted with superfast broadband connections throughout the UK. A complete overhaul from the current copper-based…
NAP Tips and Predictions
All of the best betting websites provide their own NAP of the Day, and there’s a lot of reasons why they choose to do this. The only issue is that coming to terms regarding exactly what one is can be…
College Life: What to Expect
Unlike high school, a typical college day is a lot less scheduled depending on how well you plan and manage your day. In addition, you have more freedom and opportunities to explore your interests and passions. While at it, you…
U.S. Declares Plastic a Major Food Group, Part of a Balanced Diet
WASHINGTON – In a move described as “accepting reality” the US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has declared plastic to be “a major food group.” US FDA spokesperson Carl Manson stated: “We admit that trace amounts of plastic leak into…
The Unofficial & Definitely Un-Presidential Meanings of ‘POTUS’
Our national beloved-love of acronyms has brought us a new term for our fearless Fuhrers. The term, which took me a while to understand (as everyone tells you acronyms but doesn’t bother to translate them for you!) is ‘POTUS’ –…
Songs for Europe: Top Brexit Anthems of 2018! (Now That’s What I call Brexishambles: Guest Post From Maximilian Stirling)
Maximilian Stirling has dropped a bangin’ playlist of the most depressing Brexit songs of today. Hear ’em and weep! (No, ACTUALLY weep)… Food, Adequate Food! You Gotta Pick A Potato Or Two I’m In With The Innovative Jam Crowd My…
Corbyn’s Loony Labour Introduce ‘Internalised Goyphobia’ & ‘Jewish Privilege’ Diversity Taskforce
Scandal-plagued Labour leader, otherwise known as Jihadi Jez and Jezbollah, has recently decided to improve his anti-racism credentials… By joining the fight against Jew hatred. Following Labour’s recent ‘white tax’ and white privilege workshops, Labour have now decided that, to…
Invitation to Freedom! The Souverainist International Will Destroy the Old World Order!
National sovereignty is not the past, it is the future! Join the Souverainist International, the future of our world! The Souverainist International will restore national sovereignty for ALL!
You Can Take a Hike
Lately, whenever someone invites me to go hiking, my response is usually: “You can take a hike.” That’s because, I really don’t care for hiking. Don’t get me wrong. I’m not lazy. Okay, maybe that’s a lie. But I used to…