Songs for Europe: Top Brexit Anthems of 2018! (Now That’s What I call Brexishambles: Guest Post From Maximilian Stirling)

Maximilian Stirling has dropped a bangin’ playlist of the most depressing Brexit songs of today. Hear ’em and weep!
(No, ACTUALLY weep)…

Food, Adequate Food!
You Gotta Pick A Potato Or Two
I’m In With The Innovative Jam Crowd
My Sweet Hoard
I Got A Brand New Pair Of Ration Books
Tea For Two (And Literally No One Else)
There Is A Light That Never Goes On
Alone Again Poor
Everybody’s Got Something To Hide Except For Me And I’m Hungry
It’s In His Kitchen (The Loot Loot Song)
Where Did You Get That Rat?
The Drugs Don’t Exist
How Much Is That Doggie On The Barbecue?
Are ‘Friends’ Edible?

Further reading:

Brexit Exposes Large Scale Corruption By EU Farmers

Moggxodus: An Ode to Britain’s Prophet, & Our Future Exodus from Brussels!

Europe Bans Pregnancy Cheese

Welcome to the EU’s New Dark Ages

Welcome to the EU’s New Dark Ages


https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/no-deal-brexit-blood-medicine-stockpile-nhs-health-secretary-matt-hancock-a8462531.html
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/jul/24/contingencies-planned-to-ensure-uks-post-brexit-food-supply-says-raab
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-44946819

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