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Mark Zuckerberg Removed from World’s Richest Humans List on a Technicality

Cunning Valley resident and sneaky human analog Mark Zuckerberg has been removed from the Forbes Richest list on the technicality that he has failed to provide proof of his humanity.

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Bloodsuckers
Posted in Society

Equality for Women is Oppressive, and Hurts All Women, All the Time (Another Eva Luxemburg Wokepost)

Note: This was recently found posted on the door of a/the ethically sourced vegan quinoa cafe(s) in a progressive metropolitan student campus. Personally I think it’s a crock of typical vulgar-pomo intellectual garbage; but then again, Que Sais-Je? What would…

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Sorcerer
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Politics

Random Thoughts (XII): Grand Wizards, Bent Wizards & Wacky Quotes!

Counter-Terrorism in Middle Earth If Mordor was the Political Islamist Dystopia, and Isengard was the equivocal ‘middle line Realpolitik’ kingdom of ‘moderate political Islamism’ and/or ‘post-Islamism,’ what would you do?

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Posted in Biz News Society Strange People

“I Mean, Who WOULDN’T Like to Punch a Nazi?” Asks Fellow Nazi

Ari Anacion, self-proclaimed white nationalist, neo-nazi, and part-time full-time child slapper, knows that people like him are likely enough to get punched, when you think about. Nonetheless, he asks, “I mean, why wouldn’t the J… [ED: somebody, anybody, who cares…

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Posted in Religionism

CIA Hymnbook (VIII): First They Came for the Neocons

The government, the establishment and the Deep State are the most persecuted people in the world. Here is a magical incantation that will keep you all safe from foreign enemies and domestic dissidents.

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Communism
Posted in Society Strange People

Advertizement: Join Gay Tankie Liberation 2018! (When You Have a Hammer, Everything Looks Like a Sickle)

Are you sick and tired of being accused of being a mainstream, heterobourgeois square? Do your most authentic Komrads laugh at you?

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Roll safe fallacy
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc

If Only Stalin and Hitler Had Learned SJW Tactics!

SJWs and pomos are often compared to fascists and Stalinists… Such accusations are hardly without their basis in reality.

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Posted in Human Interest

Shiver at the Sight of You

The song ‘Pure’ by the Lightning Seeds helped inspire my best ever poem; currently unpublished. (Some sagely person recently managed to work out the premise of the novel, or come very close, from the title alone; spooky!)

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Posted in Human Interest

Ave Libertas! A Poem to Inner Freedom

All I need is a foothold I can’t describe it, see it, hear it; and yet, I know it is there. That foothold is there. O, foothold without a name! Great is thy power; for thou art the axis of…

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Posted in Top Stories

Film Critic Fired at London Cinema

Edinburgh based film critic Mary Watkins has been arrested for shooting dead sixty four cinema goers at an Ealing cinema. One witness commented: It all started with her open disapproval of the opening credit names in the introduction to the…

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