Month: April 2018
Random Thoughts (XIII): Death Cults, Dingalos & Dodgy Tories!
Windrush Generation When is the rule of law not the rule of law? When it is. Confused? You should be!
You Marxists Bound to Lose! (Woody Guthrie)
Woody Guthrie’s You Fascists Bound to Lose is a true classic. It later inspired a Billy Bragg song, which someone has presented on Youtube with an apparently pro Communist video.
London Man Dines with Cheese on his Face in Reality TV Show
A London man has appeared in the Reality TV dinner dating show ‘Love Luncheon’ with cheese on his face. Reality TV star Ted Stilton told Glossy News:
UNBELIEVABLE! ICC Softies Won’t Prosecute ISIS Caliph Cos ‘It Would Make His Cat Sad!’ WTF!
After the recent much-heralded capture of the ISIS caliph, the International Criminal Court has made yet another explicably biased ruling. The leader of the Islamic State is not eligible for prosecution in a war crimes tribunal, as this would inevitably…
Get Out of My Bedroom If You Know What’s Good for Ya! The Paradox of Sexual Morality
Is the government playing nice, or is he sneaking into your bedroom? Are your neighbours nice, or are they watching you night and day?
London Poet Rescued from Buffalo at Dublin Hotel
Iconic London poet Charles Brady had to be rescued from the inside of a buffalo this week, at Dublin’s Raven Hotel in Ireland. Brady told Glossy News:
Should Satirists Use Patreon? Yes, But There’s a Caveat!
So, here we are then! The immortal question! Patreon: yea or nay? I’m definitely a ‘yea.’ Patreon is a great website. It has its constructive critics, as well as its defenders. However, please be aware that depending on the character…
Ghost of PT Barnum Watches Screener of ‘The Greatest Showman,’ Commits to Haunting Hugh Jackman
Famed circus man and sensationalist P.T. Barnum was resurrected last week, coughing and spitting as he was reanimated from his sarcophagus, to watch a bootleg screener of “The Greatest Showman” starring Hugh Wolverine. To say he wasn’t impressed would be…
CIA Hymnbook (IX): How Do I Love Greed
Guest post by Lisa Way. How do I love greed? Let me count the ways. I love greed to the depth and breadth and height My drones can reach, when I’m safe and out of sight.
Militant Gamers Vs X-Box Censors: ‘SAD, PATHETIC LOSERS with a Lot of Time on Their Hands!!!!’
The recent decision to remove X Box users for cursing while Microsoft merrily trawl their data has resulted in a serious backlash. X-Box gamers are now accusing Micosoft of being idle, unfocused losers who have nothing better to do than…