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Advertizement: Join Gay Tankie Liberation 2018! (When You Have a Hammer, Everything Looks Like a Sickle)

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Originally published on Medium.com

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https://www.advocate.com/art/2016/5/26/36-images-gay-communist-propaganda

http://politicalaffairs.net/the-communist-movement-and-gay-rights-the-hidden-history/

https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/ppmvx9/what-it-was-like-to-be-gay-in-communist-romania-876

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