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CIA Hymnbook (VIII): First They Came for the Neocons

CIA Hymnbook (VIII): First They Came for the Neocons

The government, the establishment and the Deep State are the most persecuted people in the world. Here is a magical incantation that will keep you all safe from foreign enemies and domestic dissidents.

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First they came for the Neocons.

And I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a Neocon.

Then they came for the Liberal Interventionists.

And I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a Liberal Interventionist.

Then they came for the Establishment Media.

And I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t an Establishment Hack.

Then they came for the Intel Creeps.

And I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t an Intel Creep.

Then they came for the Military Top Brass.

And I didn’t speak up because I was I was getting tortured by jihadist militants.

And rightly so!

Because true patriotism is not doing what ‘the people’ want, for the people are a mere abstraction.

But our power on Earth shall last forever!

Hail Government, Establishment and Grand Deep State

The Three that Make Our Nation Great

The Three that Make the Many One

All hail, Bow Down, and Greet the Setting of the Sun.

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