Month: February 2018
7 Perfect Reasons Not to Do Anything About Climate Change: (Courtesy of the Republican Establishment)
Arrogance & Presumption! The Created is not the Creator. By trying to overwhelm the mighty forces of nature, you are giving glory to creations of God, mere mortal flesh; and not the Creator himself. Stop playing God! You’re down there…
North Korea Linked To Upsurge In UK Cycling
A larming new intelligence has linked North Korea to the upsurge in UK cycling.
Most Recent Updates for Bobby Joe Movie: And How Can You Help Our Satire Site and Future Projects?
Recently, there was a successful crowdfunding campaign for the Bobby Joe Movie. This is the editor’s own project: thanks for your support everyone! And here’s the most recent update, from earlier this month.
North Koreans Score a Victory Before The Olympic Games Even Begin
Chances like this didn’t come very often. Especially in cash poor, politically isolated North Korea. The plan to overlook political differences and cash in on the once in a millennium chance to be in the Olympics caused Kim Jong Un…
Kim Jong-Un Uses Passing Train to Face-Shave
North Korea leader Kim Jong-Un has released a propaganda film of himself using a passing high speed train to shave his face. In a government campaign that hopes to encourage Korean citizens to reduce their razor purchases, Jong-Un has advised…
Today’s Woke Nonsense Round-Up: Black Britain, Brexit & Bloody Human Rights Abusers!
White Nationalists Due to Be Triggered by Lack of White Britons in Ancient UK Oh dear. It just so turns out the Ethnonationalists are basing their ideas on pseudo-science. Britons from 10 000 years ago weren’t ‘white.’
Half Time Show EP Ricky Kirshner Praises Sound Crew for “Clutch Performance”
Already hailed as the best Super Bowl Half-Time Show of the year, the Production Crew is garnering praise. The Sound Crew for the 2018 Super Bowl in Minneapolis perfectly executed Justin Timberlake’s vision of muddled audio. “I have to give…
Collinsworth: “The Patriots are still going to win Superbowl LII”
Color commentator Cris Collinsworth, best known for talking over his play-by-play co-host Al Michaels during prime-time NFL broadcasts, is reportedly still holding out hope for the New England Patriots to rally and defeat the Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles.
Coming Soon on Glossy News
What’s coming next on Glossy News? Wyatt Jarvis returns with a couple of funny sports stories.
Dems Offer Compromise on Weed Legalization: Let’s Agree to call it “Marihuana”
With Vermont and Massachusetts added to the growing list of states with legal, recreational marijuana, congress has been scrambling to lower taxes on billionaires and name new post offices. But one congressman has a different plan.