Posted in Entertainment Internets Tubes

Read This! Ways You Can Help Glossy News Expand, as We Roll Out Our Rewards & Incentives Scheme (Part 1)

Tomorrow, March 1 onwards, we’re rolling out our Rewards and Incentives Scheme. If you are a current writer (or soon-to-be writer!), then please remember that the sum of money available each month is contingent upon the success of the site.

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Posted in Entertainment Music

Lyrics for Song Parodies: Where Can You Find ‘Em?

There are a lot of funny song parodies on video websites like Youtube. Some of the best parody singers include Bart Baker, Weird Al Yankovic, Klemen Slakonja and Rocky Mountain Mike. But what about parody lyrics?

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Posted in Education World News

National Union of Students: “No More Holocaust Memorial Day, It’s Too Offensive!”

Notable Champagne-Humanitarian-Edgy-Rhetorical-Club, the NUS (National-Kropotkinite Union of Sympathisers) have perpetrated yet another in a long line of typically imaginative and flamboyant radical political gestures.

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Posted in Entertainment Music

Donald Trump’s Black Voter Outreach Ends in Fake Rapper Disaster

NOTE: This was published a while back on The Spoof. However, the endless attempts of politicians to get ‘down with the kids’ remains a constant marvel, that has stood the test of time.

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Posted in Education Society

The Ballad of Nobby the Nuancebot

Down in the green fields of Islington A couple of leagues from old Goldsmith’s There once were a tinker named Toynbee And now this were the song what he tink’d with

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Posted in Crime Politics Top Stories

President Trump, Arming Teachers is an Excellent Start

Dear President Trump, Let’s be clear: I did not vote for you. But I have to admit – you’re doing an amazing job at Making America Safe Again.

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Posted in Entertainment

How YOU TOO Can Help Glossy News Grow (As We Prepare to Finally Roll Out Our Rewards and Incentives Program!)

Wow! Quite a lot of stuff under the ‘Editorials and Announcements’ user name in the past month or so. The Glossy News home page keeps a running tally of how many articles each account has published in the past 30…

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Posted in Politics War Zone

NRA Puts Flag At Half Mast For AR-15 Cut In Half By Gun Owner

In a sense of tragic loss and deep empathy, NRA Headquarters and local affiliate branches have lowered their flags to half mast in honor of an AR-15 assault rifle that was horrifyingly cut in half and destroyed by its owner.

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Posted in Biz News Society

Why Online Dating Is Better than Real Dating

The Internet offers us many opportunities, and this is especially true about our personal lives. Nowadays, it’s even possible to take advantage of the opportunity to try online dating on specialized sites. And it’s so easy: you just need to…

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Posted in Biz News Science & Technologizzy

When Your Computer Shows a Message: DLL File is Missing

This failure occurs especially often when a user attempts to launch a known Skype messenger and various “heavyweight” application systems. A message about this can occur even when you run an app from the official Microsoft Office suite.

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Posted in Sports Top Stories

Running, As A Spectator Sport, Is Boring, Concedes Chair of British Olympic Association

Sir Hugh Robertson, Chair of the British Olympic Association, today conceded that running, as a spectator sport, is boring.

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Entertainment

What’s Coming Next this Week?

This week at Glossy News, we have: Some disturbing satire on the NRA, the controversial US gun lobby. More funny videos from Brian! More advice on how you can help us grow, as we introduce our modest (but hopefully very…

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Posted in Biz News Books, Newspapers & Misc

Get Paid to Write! New Glossy News Incentives and Rewards Scheme

From 1 March onwards, Glossy News will be providing an incentives and rewards scheme. Make sure you share this article, and like our Facebook page. Here’s how it works!

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Posted in Music World News

Elton John in Upside-Down ‘Aeroplane Incident’

British rock star Elton John discovered the aeroplane he was due to fly on was in an upside-down position on the runway at Heathrow Airport London. The iconic rock ‘n’ roll veteran said:

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Posted in Entertainment Talky Pictures

More on the Bobby Joe Mockumentary Our Fans Helped Us Crowdfund!

Hi, this is Wallace, the sub-editor; writing on behalf of Brian, the boss! Not long ago, we had a successful Crowdfunding campaign for Bobby Joe the Movie!

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Posted in Politics Religionism Top Stories

Trump Announces New “Drain the Swamp Strategy,” Swears to Cram Administration with Fundies

Trump’s ‘Drain the Swamp’ strategy recently sounds more like a ‘Fill the Swamp’ strategy. Mildly perturbed (as always!) by lingering accusations of bad faith, dishonesty and cynicism, Trump is now shaking up his cabinet, in order to get rid of…

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Posted in Biz News Entertainment Gadgets & Gizmos Technology

Favourite NES Games on Your Modern Device

Playing all those old Nintendo games we know and love is now possible without buying outdated consoles.

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Posted in Biz News Science & Technologizzy Technology

Like a Good Neighbor, State Farm Agent Materializes Enroute to Mars

State Farm is an American Insurance company which prides themselves on terrible ads, as well as impossibly lofty promises; so it’s no wonder Elon Musk chose them to insure his Midnight Red Tesla Roadster. But when he called in his…

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Posted in World News

Loony Marxist Creep Jeremy Corbyn Warns: “Unregulated Media More Dangerous than ISIS!”

The UK media landscape will never be the same again, as a beloved figure threatens to treat global fake news MSM corporations very harshly… As they pose a greater threat even than ISIS.

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Posted in Biz News Entertainment Sports Television

Dancing On Ice back in Full Swing: A New Series & 12 Brand New Contestants

Dancing On Ice may not have been on our screens since 2014, but 12 celebrities are back in the mix to set our screens alight with some hopefully entertaining, and maybe even, stunning, performances. But who are this year’s contestants?

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