Posted in Entertainment Internets Tubes

Read This! Ways You Can Help Glossy News Expand, as We Roll Out Our Rewards & Incentives Scheme (Part 1)

Tomorrow, March 1 onwards, we’re rolling out our Rewards and Incentives Scheme. If you are a current writer (or soon-to-be writer!), then please remember that the sum of money available each month is contingent upon the success of the site.

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Posted in Entertainment Music

Lyrics for Song Parodies: Where Can You Find ‘Em?

There are a lot of funny song parodies on video websites like Youtube. Some of the best parody singers include Bart Baker, Weird Al Yankovic, Klemen Slakonja and Rocky Mountain Mike. But what about parody lyrics?

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Posted in Education World News

National Union of Students: “No More Holocaust Memorial Day, It’s Too Offensive!”

Notable Champagne-Humanitarian-Edgy-Rhetorical-Club, the NUS (National-Kropotkinite Union of Sympathisers) have perpetrated yet another in a long line of typically imaginative and flamboyant radical political gestures.

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Posted in Entertainment Music

Donald Trump’s Black Voter Outreach Ends in Fake Rapper Disaster

NOTE: This was published a while back on The Spoof. However, the endless attempts of politicians to get ‘down with the kids’ remains a constant marvel, that has stood the test of time.

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Posted in Education Society

The Ballad of Nobby the Nuancebot

Down in the green fields of Islington A couple of leagues from old Goldsmith’s There once were a tinker named Toynbee And now this were the song what he tink’d with

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Posted in Crime Politics Top Stories

President Trump, Arming Teachers is an Excellent Start

Dear President Trump, Let’s be clear: I did not vote for you. But I have to admit – you’re doing an amazing job at Making America Safe Again.

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Posted in Entertainment

How YOU TOO Can Help Glossy News Grow (As We Prepare to Finally Roll Out Our Rewards and Incentives Program!)

Wow! Quite a lot of stuff under the ‘Editorials and Announcements’ user name in the past month or so. The Glossy News home page keeps a running tally of how many articles each account has published in the past 30…

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Posted in Politics War Zone

NRA Puts Flag At Half Mast For AR-15 Cut In Half By Gun Owner

In a sense of tragic loss and deep empathy, NRA Headquarters and local affiliate branches have lowered their flags to half mast in honor of an AR-15 assault rifle that was horrifyingly cut in half and destroyed by its owner.

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Posted in Biz News Society

Why Online Dating Is Better than Real Dating

The Internet offers us many opportunities, and this is especially true about our personal lives. Nowadays, it’s even possible to take advantage of the opportunity to try online dating on specialized sites. And it’s so easy: you just need to…

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