Posted in Sports Top Stories

Running, As A Spectator Sport, Is Boring, Concedes Chair of British Olympic Association

Sir Hugh Robertson, Chair of the British Olympic Association, today conceded that running, as a spectator sport, is boring.

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Entertainment

What’s Coming Next this Week?

This week at Glossy News, we have: Some disturbing satire on the NRA, the controversial US gun lobby. More funny videos from Brian! More advice on how you can help us grow, as we introduce our modest (but hopefully very…

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Posted in Biz News Books, Newspapers & Misc

Get Paid to Write! New Glossy News Incentives and Rewards Scheme

UPDATE: This never really got off the ground. However, as we move towards 2020, we are looking at new ways to improve writer and user experience. We promise to keep you posted! From 1 March onwards, Glossy News will be…

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Posted in Music World News

Elton John in Upside-Down ‘Aeroplane Incident’

British rock star Elton John discovered the aeroplane he was due to fly on was in an upside-down position on the runway at Heathrow Airport London. The iconic rock ‘n’ roll veteran said:

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Posted in Entertainment Talky Pictures

More on the Bobby Joe Mockumentary Our Fans Helped Us Crowdfund!

Hi, this is Wallace, the sub-editor; writing on behalf of Brian, the boss! Not long ago, we had a successful Crowdfunding campaign for Bobby Joe the Movie!

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Posted in Politics Religionism Top Stories

Trump Announces New “Drain the Swamp Strategy,” Swears to Cram Administration with Fundies

Trump’s ‘Drain the Swamp’ strategy recently sounds more like a ‘Fill the Swamp’ strategy. Mildly perturbed (as always!) by lingering accusations of bad faith, dishonesty and cynicism, Trump is now shaking up his cabinet, in order to get rid of…

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Posted in Biz News Entertainment Gadgets & Gizmos Technology

Favourite NES Games on Your Modern Device

Playing all those old Nintendo games we know and love is now possible without buying outdated consoles.

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Posted in Biz News Science & Technologizzy Technology

Like a Good Neighbor, State Farm Agent Materializes Enroute to Mars

State Farm is an American Insurance company which prides themselves on terrible ads, as well as impossibly lofty promises; so it’s no wonder Elon Musk chose them to insure his Midnight Red Tesla Roadster. But when he called in his…

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Posted in World News

Loony Marxist Creep Jeremy Corbyn Warns: “Unregulated Media More Dangerous than ISIS!”

The UK media landscape will never be the same again, as a beloved figure threatens to treat global fake news MSM corporations very harshly… As they pose a greater threat even than ISIS.

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Posted in Biz News Entertainment Sports Television

Dancing On Ice back in Full Swing: A New Series & 12 Brand New Contestants

Dancing On Ice may not have been on our screens since 2014, but 12 celebrities are back in the mix to set our screens alight with some hopefully entertaining, and maybe even, stunning, performances. But who are this year’s contestants?

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