Posted in Religionism Strange People

ISIS Is Looking For A Few Screwed-Up Men………And Women

A Note From The Editor- Due to current difficult economic situations and due to pressure from First Amendment Rights groups Glossy News must unfortunately include ads in our article runs. These ads do not necessarily reflect the opinions and thoughts…

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Posted in Sports

NFL Introduces New Team Name: Matthew McConaughey Celebrates with a Footlong

Washington, D.C. – Ending a long debate over the controversial name of one of its teams, the National Football League announced this week that the Washington Redskins will now be known as the Washington Breadskins. Originally established in 1932, the…

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Posted in Politics Talky Pictures

America Responds To Kim Jong Un; “Thank You For Saving Us From Watching This Stupid Stoner Movie”

Americans were especially thankful to North Korea and Kim Jong Un this Holiday season for saving them from watching yet another stupid pot-head movie. “It saved me ten bucks in ticket prices and another eight in popcorn and soda,” stated…

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Posted in Entertainment

Joan Rivers Makin’ Em Laugh in Hell

Comedienne Joan Rivers may have died last week following complications from plastic surgery, but that doesn’t mean she’s slowed down or lost her edge. The eighty-one year-old comic, known for her bitchy attitude, is still makin’ ’em laugh in the…

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Posted in Entertainment

Lorde’s New Songs Leaked

Lorde’s newest songs have been leaked to the media. A secret snitch sent along a copy of the eighteen year-old New Zealander’s latest songs. The source says “Little White Yugos” is likely to be at least a moderate success on…

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Posted in Gadgets & Gizmos Technology

Lessons from This Year in Tech and Fashion

Tech is the new fashion. If that was ever in doubt, ask the editors from Vogue, Marie Claire and other fashion magazines who attended the Apple Watch launch in Cupertino, CA, instead of covering New York Fashion Week (NYFW). ​The…

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Posted in Politics Talky Pictures

Sony Counter-Hacks North Korea: All 23 Computers Go Dark

On December 21st the entire Internet in North Korea was shut down by a major cyber attack. (Note- a major cyber attack in the Communist state would be the equivalent of accidentally pulling out your plug on an old Commodore…

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Posted in Politics War Zone

Bush Doctrine 2.0/0.2. Jeb Confirms Allays Our Foreign Policy Fears (2)

Here’s the rest of The End of History. I’m so excited to proclaim this, I nearly expected the ceiling of my office to cave in. …Not the glass ceiling, of course. For, just like the 100%-Anti-State-Patronage-And-Condescension-Dems, Republicans don’t have a…

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Posted in Talky Pictures World News

Free Speech Freaks Given New Hope in Ribbing North Korea

Prominent, but still sub-viral site GlossyNews.com has launched a Go Fund Me campaign to create a free-to-dowload video criticizing the regime. The goal is to create a wicked, biting satirical film criticizing the totalitarian dynastic regime in North Korea. The…

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Posted in Talky Pictures War Zone

North Korea Bankrupt After Costs from Sony Hack

North Korea has gone bankrupt from its massive hacking assault on Sony Pictures. The intrusion into the depths of Sony’s Corporation was ignited by their new film ‘The Interview’ which features two bumbling tabloid newsmen who are given the mission…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip Television

Colbert Snubbed Unpopular Obama in Series Finale

In the series finale of The Colbert Report, dozens of musical, political, film and other celebrities made an appearance… Obama participated, but was cut from the show. Almost 50 guests appearead live on-stage during the prolonged, rousing rendition of “We’ll…

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Posted in Politics World News

Kim Jong-un: Bring Back Breadsticks Or Die

Washington, D.C. – Just when you thought the United States was safe again following the announcement that Sony Pictures had pulled the controversial movie, The Interview, from theatres, a new threat arrived from North Korean Leader, Kim Jong-un, early Friday…

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Posted in Sports World News

Is Cuba the Next Ping Pong Frontier?

As America’s relations with Cuba are bettered in the near future, many professional sports leagues are excited to pounce on the athletic talent in the small country. Major League Baseball teams are searching for the new Yasiel Puig or Aroldis…

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Posted in Entertainment Television

Farewell to a Legend. RIP Conservative Stephen Colbert

As a fake news man myself, I’ve been a loyal devotee of Stephen Colbert since before the pseudo-pundit had his own show. Thursday, the legendary difference-maker signed off as his quasi-conservative self for the last time. I watched the very…

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Posted in Health Video News

The Delicious Truth About How Chicken Nuggets Are Really Made [Video]

You’ve seen images of pink slime, but you have no idea what really goes on or goes in. The truth with set you free, specifically free to save money while gobbling down amazing and delicious chicky nuggies. Read on. More…

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Posted in Politics War Zone

Bush Doctrine 2.0/0.2. Jeb Confirms Allays Our Foreign Policy Fears (1)

“If at first you don’t succeed, try again.” Radical-Left-Wing-Ideologues™ Zizek/Beckett agree: “Try again, fail again, fail better.” Yes, FoxCon(n) FoxNews, I mean ACTUAL far-left-ideologues… As distinguished from, say, Newt Gingrich/Ed Miliband/Pope Francis. Still, Lefties-Gonna-Left, but Our Jeb…

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Posted in Entertainment Society

How to pull the perfect Christmas Present Poker Face

It is Christmas morning and the anticipation is killing you, all you want to do it dive into your stack of presents and find out what your close friends and family have got you this year. There is no finer…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip Crime

Sony Pulls Out Just before Big Release

Just over a week before the climactic release of Sony Picture’s “The Interview” starring Seth Rogan and James Franco, the studio has decided to pull out. Sony has received a serious pounding after hackers gained access to the back door…

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Posted in Crime Crooked Cops

Before Ferguson & Choking Death Of Eric Garner There Was Clifford Glover

At dawn on April 28th in 1973 Add Armstead, a black resident of Queens, New York, and his girlfriend’s son Clifford were walking down the street on the way to his weekend work at junkyard. Suddenly a car pulls up…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Entertainment

New Scrooge Tale Bakes The Halls

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – Add Macy’s to the long list of companies commemorating the loss of America’s beloved restaurant chain, the Olive Garden, this holiday season. The Center City location announced that they have slightly altered Dickens Village, a tradition that…

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Posted in Politics Top Stories

4 out of 5 Republicans in Anonymous Survey Admit Liking Dick

Support for Dick Cheney and former President George Bush to be prosecuted for torture appear to have fallen faster than an erection in Hillary Clinton’s presence according to inside sources. Hard numbers from a recent survey revealed that most Republicans…

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Posted in Religionism Science

Spectacular Creationist Breakthrough: World Much Older Than We All Thought

Entirely Non-Superfluous Disclaimer Sorry to be reworking a previous piece from TheSpoof.com here. I mean, it’s not that I’m running out of ideas… But I’ve already got so much tedious crapola in my hatebox from the “Labour Leak” article, that…

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Posted in Sports Sports Scandals

2015 AVN Awards to Feature NFL Injury Porn Category

The Adult Video News (AVN) Awards considered by many to be the “Oscars of Porn” will have an additional award to announce at their Las Vegas ceremony this January. According to a statement released by AVN Chairman and CEO Theo…

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Posted in Sports Events

Northeastern Idaho State Makes College Football Playoff

While most of the debate about the College Football Playoff has surrounded Ohio State, Baylor, and TCU, a surprise team sneaked into the playoff late on Monday night. Northeastern Idaho State (formerly Northern Idaho Agricultural College) was selected by the…

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Posted in Kidz Zone Science Science & Technologizzy Technology Top Stories

Philae Lander Voted “Bouncy House Of The Year”

Physics Today, the flagship journal of the American Institute of Physics, has announced the ESA Philae lander is the first winner in a new category in their annual awards for breakthroughs in physics, “Bouncy House Of The Year”. “This year…

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Posted in Society Sports

Baseball’s Giants Being Sued by Tall Community

San Francisco, CA–In the midst of the Washington Redskins name-change debacle, there is another American professional sports team under fire for the insensitivity of its nickname. The San Francisco Giants are in a lawsuit with the civil rights group The…

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Posted in Strange People Video News

Florida Woman Assaults Twin Over Boyfriend, Vibrator [Video News]

Heidi Creamer, yes, her real name, assaulted her buxom blonde twin sister Holly Creamer, also her real name, over a vibrator. You think I’m joking, but this isn’t satire, it’s Florida. It’s God’s idea of satire. Scroll down to watch…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip Politics

Labour Leak #68/9: Controversial Miliband Replacement Short List (2)

Who’s Gonna Fill The Blank? Nick Griffin: UK. Former British National Party, Goosestepping Eagle-Polisher. Pros: 1. Impeccable far left credentials: Economic centralism. Top-down, statist, collectivist, elitist/populist, authoritarian, general chauvinist. Perfect fit for the Trot SWP/Spartacists, let alone Labour.

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Labour Leak #68/9: Controversial Miliband Replacement Short List (2)
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Entertainment

Hallmark Creates an Alternative to Holiday Cards

Kansas City, Missouri – Hallmark Cards, Inc. made an exciting announcement, Tuesday morning, that they will be offering an alternative to traditional greeting cards this holiday season known as the “This Card Is Not A Card” Series. The new release…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip Politics

Labour Leak #68/9: Controversial Miliband Replacement Short List (1)

Thought there were no convincing(-ish) short notice candidates to replace Ed Milliband when the last-minute coup occurs? You were wrong! Or rather… Subjected-By-Petty-Bourgeois-Ideology-To-The-Mystifications-Of-Late-Capitalist-False-Consciousness™. (Huh? Anyone? Nah… me neither).

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Labour Leak #68/9: Controversial Miliband Replacement Short List (1)