Posted in Politics Top Stories

4 out of 5 Republicans in Anonymous Survey Admit Liking Dick

Support for Dick Cheney and former President George Bush to be prosecuted for torture appear to have fallen faster than an erection in Hillary Clinton’s presence according to inside sources. Hard numbers from a recent survey revealed that most Republicans…

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Posted in Religionism Science

Spectacular Creationist Breakthrough: World Much Older Than We All Thought

Entirely Non-Superfluous Disclaimer Sorry to be reworking a previous piece from TheSpoof.com here. I mean, it’s not that I’m running out of ideas… But I’ve already got so much tedious crapola in my hatebox from the “Labour Leak” article, that…

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Posted in Sports Sports Scandals

2015 AVN Awards to Feature NFL Injury Porn Category

The Adult Video News (AVN) Awards considered by many to be the “Oscars of Porn” will have an additional award to announce at their Las Vegas ceremony this January. According to a statement released by AVN Chairman and CEO Theo…

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Posted in Sports Events

Northeastern Idaho State Makes College Football Playoff

While most of the debate about the College Football Playoff has surrounded Ohio State, Baylor, and TCU, a surprise team sneaked into the playoff late on Monday night. Northeastern Idaho State (formerly Northern Idaho Agricultural College) was selected by the…

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Posted in Kidz Zone Science Science & Technologizzy Technology Top Stories

Philae Lander Voted “Bouncy House Of The Year”

Physics Today, the flagship journal of the American Institute of Physics, has announced the ESA Philae lander is the first winner in a new category in their annual awards for breakthroughs in physics, “Bouncy House Of The Year”. “This year…

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Posted in Society Sports

Baseball’s Giants Being Sued by Tall Community

San Francisco, CA–In the midst of the Washington Redskins name-change debacle, there is another American professional sports team under fire for the insensitivity of its nickname. The San Francisco Giants are in a lawsuit with the civil rights group The…

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Posted in Strange People Video News

Florida Woman Assaults Twin Over Boyfriend, Vibrator [Video News]

Heidi Creamer, yes, her real name, assaulted her buxom blonde twin sister Holly Creamer, also her real name, over a vibrator. You think I’m joking, but this isn’t satire, it’s Florida. It’s God’s idea of satire. Scroll down to watch…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip Politics

Labour Leak #68/9: Controversial Miliband Replacement Short List (2)

Who’s Gonna Fill The Blank? Nick Griffin: UK. Former British National Party, Goosestepping Eagle-Polisher. Pros: 1. Impeccable far left credentials: Economic centralism. Top-down, statist, collectivist, elitist/populist, authoritarian, general chauvinist. Perfect fit for the Trot SWP/Spartacists, let alone Labour. FIGHT THE…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Entertainment

Hallmark Creates an Alternative to Holiday Cards

Kansas City, Missouri – Hallmark Cards, Inc. made an exciting announcement, Tuesday morning, that they will be offering an alternative to traditional greeting cards this holiday season known as the “This Card Is Not A Card” Series. The new release…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip Politics

Labour Leak #68/9: Controversial Miliband Replacement Short List (1)

Thought there were no convincing(-ish) short notice candidates to replace Ed Milliband when the last-minute coup occurs? You were wrong! Or rather… Subjected-By-Petty-Bourgeois-Ideology-To-The-Mystifications-Of-Late-Capitalist-False-Consciousness™. (Huh? Anyone? Nah… me neither). FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts!Flu Spray Replacement Found…

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Posted in Making Headlines

Obama Claims Racial Progress Made After Finishing Boehner’s Shoes

FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts!How Are Cheez-Its Really Made? (Glossy News Video)

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Posted in Politics Strange People

Certain ‘Forces’ Send In The Cheney To Take Care Of Lame Duck Government.

Eager to take over the U.S. government as swiftly as possible after winning major seats in the Senate and Legislature, ‘certain forces’ within our system have called on a specialist to rid the organization of its ‘lame duck’ elements. Operating…

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Posted in Crime Crooked Cops

Yes, Virginia, It is possible to store 100% of police body cameras

It’s a fair question, but one with a very clesOar answer. Could we really keep all body camera footage from all officers in the cloud? You bet your beaten bottom, Virginia. So how many officers we talking? At the state,…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip Television

Blagojevich Turns Air Blue, Flame-Grills Gordon Ramsay’s Ass

Rod Blagojevich hasn’t been content with his recent numerous high profile media appearances. You know, Celebrity Apprentice, biased FOX/MSNBC news reports, Oprah Winfrey… And even the “Wanted” posters pinned up in a certain large urban settlement in Illinois. So he’s…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Celebrity Gossip

ISIS Targets U.S. Comicbook Market

ISIS is reported to be using old established oil smuggling routes to sell oil on the black market for millions of dollars. While that certainly is a lot of money, it is insignificant compared to the market they are currently…

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Posted in Society Strange People

Local Man Preemptively Places Decorative Christmas Deer in Doggy Style Position

WICHITA – On Monday afternoon local man and self-described holiday enthusiast Phillip Bakers preemptively arranged his two decorative outdoor Christmas reindeer, a common addition to the front yards of many Christian Americans, in the doggy style position. “I know that…

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Posted in Religionism

Rush Bans Bibles From US Schools, Buchanan Equivocal(-ish) (II)

Last time, I brought you Rush Limbaugh’s noble and courageous plan to deliver our kids from Hard-Left-Socialist-Indoctrination™. However, it is said by some that not all right wing or left wing people think alike. Hence, in the interests of media…

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Posted in Politics Society

President Replaces Hand Shake w/ Fist Bump

Washington D.C.-When President Barack Obama meets with leaders of foreign nations, he will now use a fist bump as a greeting, that according to a White House Press Release. Reporters asked the President to elaborate during a round of golf…

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Posted in Religionism Television

Rush Bans Bibles From US Schools, Buchanan Equivocal(-ish) (I)

Normally it’s the Democratic Party that is accused of Warring-Against-Christianity™ and Driving-God-Out-Of-The-Schools™. But now the conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh has jumped on the Pinko-Liberal-Secular-Darwinianist-Homosexual-Bandwagon: I mean, people are talking about all these superstitious and fanatical texts… that Quran…

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Posted in Health Society

Ebola Nurses Going on Tour

Dallas, TX-As part of an initiative to educate the public about the dangers of Ebola, 5 of the nurses who have been treating Ebola victims in Dallas are going to be embarking on a 45 day and 3 hour tour. “This will…

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