Posted in Society Sports

Baseball’s Giants Being Sued by Tall Community

San Francisco, CA–In the midst of the Washington Redskins name-change debacle, there is another American professional sports team under fire for the insensitivity of its nickname. The San Francisco Giants are in a lawsuit with the civil rights group The…

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Posted in Strange People Video News

Florida Woman Assaults Twin Over Boyfriend, Vibrator [Video News]

Heidi Creamer, yes, her real name, assaulted her buxom blonde twin sister Holly Creamer, also her real name, over a vibrator. You think I’m joking, but this isn’t satire, it’s Florida. It’s God’s idea of satire. Scroll down to watch…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip Politics

Labour Leak #68/9: Controversial Miliband Replacement Short List (2)

Who’s Gonna Fill The Blank? Nick Griffin: UK. Former British National Party, Goosestepping Eagle-Polisher. Pros: 1. Impeccable far left credentials: Economic centralism. Top-down, statist, collectivist, elitist/populist, authoritarian, general chauvinist. Perfect fit for the Trot SWP/Spartacists, let alone Labour.

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Entertainment

Hallmark Creates an Alternative to Holiday Cards

Kansas City, Missouri – Hallmark Cards, Inc. made an exciting announcement, Tuesday morning, that they will be offering an alternative to traditional greeting cards this holiday season known as the “This Card Is Not A Card” Series. The new release…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip Politics

Labour Leak #68/9: Controversial Miliband Replacement Short List (1)

Thought there were no convincing(-ish) short notice candidates to replace Ed Milliband when the last-minute coup occurs? You were wrong! Or rather… Subjected-By-Petty-Bourgeois-Ideology-To-The-Mystifications-Of-Late-Capitalist-False-Consciousness™. (Huh? Anyone? Nah… me neither).

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Posted in Making Headlines

Obama Claims Racial Progress Made After Finishing Boehner’s Shoes

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Posted in Politics Strange People

Certain ‘Forces’ Send In The Cheney To Take Care Of Lame Duck Government.

Eager to take over the U.S. government as swiftly as possible after winning major seats in the Senate and Legislature, ‘certain forces’ within our system have called on a specialist to rid the organization of its ‘lame duck’ elements. Operating…

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Posted in Crime Crooked Cops

Yes, Virginia, It is possible to store 100% of police body cameras

It’s a fair question, but one with a very clesOar answer. Could we really keep all body camera footage from all officers in the cloud? You bet your beaten bottom, Virginia. So how many officers we talking? At the state,…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip Television

Blagojevich Turns Air Blue, Flame-Grills Gordon Ramsay’s Ass

Rod Blagojevich hasn’t been content with his recent numerous high profile media appearances. You know, Celebrity Apprentice, biased FOX/MSNBC news reports, Oprah Winfrey… And even the “Wanted” posters pinned up in a certain large urban settlement in Illinois. So he’s…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Celebrity Gossip

ISIS Targets U.S. Comicbook Market

ISIS is reported to be using old established oil smuggling routes to sell oil on the black market for millions of dollars. While that certainly is a lot of money, it is insignificant compared to the market they are currently…

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Posted in Society Strange People

Local Man Preemptively Places Decorative Christmas Deer in Doggy Style Position

WICHITA – On Monday afternoon local man and self-described holiday enthusiast Phillip Bakers preemptively arranged his two decorative outdoor Christmas reindeer, a common addition to the front yards of many Christian Americans, in the doggy style position. “I know that…

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Posted in Religionism

Rush Bans Bibles From US Schools, Buchanan Equivocal(-ish) (II)

Last time, I brought you Rush Limbaugh’s noble and courageous plan to deliver our kids from Hard-Left-Socialist-Indoctrination™. However, it is said by some that not all right wing or left wing people think alike. Hence, in the interests of media…

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Posted in Politics Society

President Replaces Hand Shake w/ Fist Bump

Washington D.C.-When President Barack Obama meets with leaders of foreign nations, he will now use a fist bump as a greeting, that according to a White House Press Release. Reporters asked the President to elaborate during a round of golf…

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Posted in Religionism Television

Rush Bans Bibles From US Schools, Buchanan Equivocal(-ish) (I)

Normally it’s the Democratic Party that is accused of Warring-Against-Christianity™ and Driving-God-Out-Of-The-Schools™. But now the conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh has jumped on the Pinko-Liberal-Secular-Darwinianist-Homosexual-Bandwagon: I mean, people are talking about all these superstitious and fanatical texts… that Quran…

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Posted in Health Society

Ebola Nurses Going on Tour

Dallas, TX-As part of an initiative to educate the public about the dangers of Ebola, 5 of the nurses who have been treating Ebola victims in Dallas are going to be embarking on a 45 day and 3 hour tour. “This will…

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Posted in Kidz Zone Video News

The Serious Semi-History of a Semi-Viral Video

Last night I signed a contract for what may be considered a viral video. Might be the next big thing, who knows. The road to get here was long and strange, though 99% of it happened in the last day,…

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Posted in Entertainment Talky Pictures

Scoop: Glossy News Gets Script from New Disney Star Wars Movie

Forget the stingy, 88-minute trailer just put out, we got the real scoop! Our intrepid, rat-like reporters just got the biggest story of the whole millennium (and that includes the Millennium Falcon!)- we copped the script from the new Star…

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Posted in Entertainment

Smart Woman Proves Guessing the Beans in a Candy Bowl is a Skill Game

One woman was able to use her lucky number to make herself $1,000 richer in one of the most skillful gambling competitions around. They say that there are two main ways to gamble. The first way is to play games…

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Posted in Entertainment

Top Online Slot Games from the Movies

Let’s be honest, at one time or another, we’ve all had the odd fantasy about what it might be like to be a big Hollywood movie star. The glitz, the glamour, the fame and fortune, it could be all ours…

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Posted in Human Interest Politics

Groundbreaking UKIP-Turn: Kippers Start Actually Hating Foreigners

Nigel Farage is concerned that his Edgy-Rhetorical-Hobby-Club is hemorrhaging voters. So His-Most-Exalted-Joe-Blogginess has come up with a plan to stop the rot (if not the moral decay) within his Circle-Jerk-Pet-Peeve-Party: It seems for some wholly (in-)explicable reason, everybody thinks we…

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Posted in Entertainment Television

Kim Kardashian Introduces $Rashtags on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon

New York City – Kim Kardashian added comedian to her long list of professions, Friday night, in front of a sold out crowd on The Tonight Show at NBC Studios. Kardashian was joined by other celebrity guests including Michael Phelps,…

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