Month: October 2014
“Autistic Savants Inspiring,” Says Cable TV Diversity Pimp
Surprisingly, it just so happens that crappy low-budget cable shows have given in to the perpetual “progressive pressure” that is self-indulgently and self-promotingly applied by a certain variety of limousine-liberal, ivory-tower benefactor known as a “diversity expert.” Yes: the PC…
Libraries- The Great Whores Of The Literary World
There used to be a sanctuary to which you could retire for that most blessed and peaceful of soul satisfying balms- silence. This sanctuary was known as a ‘library’ and throughout the world they could be considered a trustworthy and…
Pittsburgh: 3 So. Oakland Buildings Improved In Atwood Street Fire
PITTSBURGH — The Pittsburgh Fire Department was called late last night to a three-alarm blaze on Atwood Street that, according to onlookers, “greatly improved at least three of the buildings.” While the South Oakland inferno itself enveloped a swath containing…
“Yucky World” w/ Dick and Janey: Pro-choice Advocates Changing Tactics
Announcer: “National Review”, in its August 25th edition, noted that abortion rights supporters “are abandoning the label ‘pro-choice’.” However, NR goes on to note, a “sure substitute for ‘pro-choice’ has yet to emerge…” (p.10) Georgia Ohwell, a pro-abortion activist, has…
Redskins Rebranded
To settle the festering controversy over the name of the Washington, D. C. football team – the Redskins – the team announced today that they are changing their logo to a red skinned potato. This allows the team to continue…
American secret agents exposed by phone app?
A stunning announcement was made at a secret hacker conference last month to little fanfare. An app was made available for the Android or IPhone platform that exposes the secret agents working for America’s top secret organizations. Called “Find my…
GOP Has Perfected Bush/Cheney Clone to Take Over 2016 Election
Republican geneticists have succeeded in their long term project to clone George W. Bush and Dick Cheney into a composite entity to enter into the 2016 Presidential elections. This modern Frankenstein, born in a petrie dish and reared in secret,…
“Yucky World” w/ Dick and Janey: Gubernatorial Mayhem
Announcer: Political campaigns seem to be getting nastier and nastier. One of the worst has been the governor’s race in our home state. Both candidates are here today to debate the issues as guests of Dick and Janey on their…
God: “Stephen Hawking does not exist”
DATELINE: HEAVEN – In response to Dr. Stephen Hawking’s confirmation of his atheism this week, the Christian deity and almighty creator Yahweh announced that the universe’s existence could be explained without the need for a Stephen Hawking. “Following peer-reviewed religious…
Perry/Santorum Article: Non-apology, Disclaimer, Invitation
Santorum “living a lie all these years?” This quotation, straight from the consummately straight-talking lips of Santorum himself, has somehow angered a crapload of irritable and highly-strung socialists™ who (charitably calculated) have only half-read my article on Rick Perry receiving…