Month: February 2013
Google CEO Apologizes for Inserting Creepy Subliminal Message into Search Engine Name
MOUNTAINVIEW, CA–Larry Page, co-founder and CEO of the mammoth search engine known to the world as Google, released a shocking admission and subsequent apology yesterday for intentionally placing harmful subliminal messages into the name of his informational superhighway. Though everyone…
Scientists: Newton, Galileo Psychotic—Textbook Recall Likely
A group of 142 leading scientists and psychiatrists have published an open letter to the world, revealing their conclusions on scientists of years’ past—most notably Isaac Newton and Galileo Galilei. The contributors, almost all of them members of the National…
Cigarette Cards Back in Fashion in Australia
When the Australian High Court forced tobacco manufacturers to sell cigarettes in packaging without their distinctive colours and logos from December last year, the World Health Organisation (WHO) applauded this decision, saying that it was the right thing to do…
Pol. Candidate Shocks Press with Actual Answer
America’s politics have just become more divisive after a candidate’s response to a question at his election press conference. Mike Uno, 43, who is running for the Republican nomination in Virginia’s gubernatorial election this year, is at the center of…
Husbands’ guide to hosting a winning Super Bowl party
This Sunday is the biggest single day of the year in sports: No, I’m not talking about the Fresno Kennel Club Annual Dog Show taking place this coming Sunday – although granted, that is a very big sporting event. No,…
Syrian Aircraft Attack U.S. Naval Station in Norfolk, Virginia
U.S. government spokespersons today confirmed an attack by Syrian aircraft on the U.S. Naval Station in Norfolk, Virginia. The target appeared to be a shipment of Patriot surface-to-air missiles intended for Israel. RIGHT: Syrian aircraft releasing their weapons. (CLICK TO…
American Revolution Staged to Pass Second Amendment
Recently discovered communication between key Founding Fathers and the kings of both England and France has brought into question what has always been considered historical fact: specifically, America’s War of Independence from Great Britain. This new evidence is pointing historians…
Should Gay Marriage Be Allowed Nationwide: Mrp Meh
In case you’re wondering, that’s the sound of someone agreeing… or disagreeing, it doesn’t matter. The line has gotten so muddied that we all might as well be on both sides of the debate. So should gay marriage be allowed,…
Introducing The Karl Valentin ‘Schonsten Blodsinn’ Contest
Every year since 1969 Bavaria’s greatest inventors have assembled for a contest that would try their talents to the limits. It is a grueling test of imagination, innovation, creativity, genius and, well, madness. No, it is not a gathering of…
SodaStream’s Commitment to Green Love and Freedom
SodaStream CEO Daniel Burnbomb has taken his company from a modest novelty manufacturer to an international sensation that is selling millions of home carbonation machines world wide and will have a half million-dollar advert during the most watched event in…