Posted in Human Interest

Bad Ideas in the News

Every now and then, Glossy News publishes quirky stories about people who are in the news for having made really bad decisions. We find it helps our readers feel better about themselves. If you’re having a rough day, if you’re…

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Posted in Crime Strange People

Siege Of NRA Headquarters By Outraged Citizens Enters Its Second Day.

The siege at the NRA Headquarters has entered its second day. Irate citizens, sickened by the NRA’s constant arrogant promotion of guns of mass destruction in society especially in the wake of the child shootings at Sandy Hook Elementary School,…

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Posted in Politics

Palin Proposes Bridge Over Fiscal Cliff

Political pundit and former Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin held a press conference this morning to propose the construction of a bridge “assuring Americans safe passage over the fiscal cliff”. “I’m tired of Washington insiders debating the dangers of this…

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Posted in Politics

Yes, Virginia, $250,000 IS Rich

There’s this fun little debate going on in Washington about tax rates for households earning over $250,000. Some would have you believe that those earning over $250,000 are not rich, but those people would be lying to you. I’ll start…

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Posted in Health Strange People

Mob Storms Charlton Heston’s Grave, Tear Gun Out His Cold, Dead Hands

Outraged citizens, incensed by the shredding of childrens bodies at Sandy Hook Elementary School last week by a crazy with an assault rifle, turned out in droves at the grave of Charleton Heston, legendary CEO of the National Rifle Association,…

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Posted in Science Science & Technologizzy

Study Reveals Disturbing Levels of Inbreeding Among Santa’s Elves

A new study published today in The Journal of Humanoid Genetics reveals high levels of inbreeding among Santa’s famous toy making elves. Analysis of DNA microsatellites obtained from blood samples taken from several hundred randomly chosen North Pole elves resulted…

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