Month: September 2012
Romney Concedes Election to Obama
With the election still months away, GOP Presidential candidate Mitt Romney admitted today that he has no chance of winning and has conceded the election to President Obama. “I completely screwed up”, Romney admitted. “I am out of touch with…
Protesting Pakistani Street Mob ‘Pranked’ by CIA Trick
Islamisbad, Pakistan – (SatireWorld.com) Sometimes the CIA wins and it’s usually done by a smooth trick played upon our adversaries without them knowing. In Islamisbad, Pakistan, hundreds of protestors are feeling really stupid after a CIA infiltrator set them up…
Divorcing a Person Suffering From Depression — My Personal Views on This Subject
My advice to a woman who is about to divorce her husband who is suffering from depression.
‘The root problem to all human suffering in this world is our unwillingness to face the necessary amount of pain in order for us to grow,’ by one of the most famous psychologists in the history of the West: Carl Jung.
Is Facebook Life or is Life Facebook?
I’ve been a member of this site called Facebook for a few years now. At first I was pretty enamored with it. The fascination was fun but has gradually tapered. I’ve received a few slightly unusual private messages from Facebook…
Who Is Really Behind The Mysterious Florida Post Office Crashes?
The Florida Postal Service has made an unusual request of their local patronage- to stop running into their Post Offices with their autos (see Yahoo News). There have recently been eight crashes supposedly due to ‘old timers’ tapping the gas…
Telescope Spots Human Remains on Moon’s Surface
Houston, TX – (SatireWorld.com) NASA Scientists released information, along with a Top Secret report, which addresses the recent Hubble telescope discovery of human remains spotted on the surface of the Earth’s moon. The desiccated figure, reportedly dressed in what appears…
America Ranks #1 in Human Energy Conservation (Laziness)
One of President Obama’s campaign promises was to address the energy crisis. It’s one of his top priorities just after healthcare reform, job creation, education reform and improving his Baseball Opening Day Ceremonial Curve Ball (needs a lot of work)….
Exclusive to GlossyNews.com: Romney explains, “It’s a different 47%.”
In the aftermath of the 47% controversy, Republican Presidential Nominee Mitt Romney was besieged with requests for clarification. However, this journalist was able to reach him in the shower and force him to answer questions before giving him his towel,…
The NRA Experiments With Mexican Cartel Sales Tactics
As Marcus Nowlberg walked down the sidewalk in his hometown of Suburbiaville, Colorado one August evening, little did he know that his life was about to about to change dramatically. “Hey kid!” a creepy voice yelled out of the alley…
Republicans Vote to Repeal Libya
Washington D.C. – Republican lawmakers today voted to repeal the country of Libya from the world for “causing too much trouble.” House Majority Leader Eric Cantor held up a map, pointed to what he thought was Libya and proposed legislation…