Do Not Become What You Fear: Vote No / Save the 8th Must Not Surrender the Moral High Ground!


Let’s not forget: the need to keep the moral high ground is not the same as the fact of being morally superior.

We mustn’t respond to bad ideas or ideals with hatred or condemnation for the person.

We have to meet people where they are.

Every one of us stands imperfect. Read more Do Not Become What You Fear: Vote No / Save the 8th Must Not Surrender the Moral High Ground!

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Brainy Sacramento Solve Police Brutality Problem: African Americans Banned from Carrying Cell Phones!


Most of you will have seen the recent scandal where the police shot an unarmed black man multiple times in the back while he was standing in his own grandmother’s back yard, holding a cell phone that officers mistook for a gun. Read more Brainy Sacramento Solve Police Brutality Problem: African Americans Banned from Carrying Cell Phones!

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New Study Finds That Punching Walls Hurts Your Hand


A new study by the Center for National Studies has found that people who punch walls are likely to hurt their hands.

This breakthrough research took the scientific community by surprise as it was previously believed that punching a hard, immovable object would have no impact at all on one’s health. Read more New Study Finds That Punching Walls Hurts Your Hand

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Alleged Faked Photographs Challenge Credibility Of Wildlife Photographer Of The Year Awards


London’s Natural History Museum has been forced to rethink the entry requirements for its Wildlife Photographer of the Year awards.

Once again, a prizewinning entry has been subsequently disqualified. That image, entered in the 2017 competition and called The Night Raider, depicts an anteater near a termite mound in Brazil. Read more Alleged Faked Photographs Challenge Credibility Of Wildlife Photographer Of The Year Awards

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Northern Bible II: The Wackiest Ancient Israel Headlines from the Pre-Zionist Media!


Judas Finally Sells out to Rupert Murdoch, Becomes Useful Idiot

Josiah Mulls Including Torah Trigger Warnings for Gory Content: Court Conservatives Plot to Overthrow Radical ‘Snowflake Princelings’

King Solomon Regresses to Radical Pomo Nihilism: Theological Diversity is Our Greatest Strength!

OMG! Irresponsible Jerusalem King/Twitter Troll has Trigger Finger on Middle East’s Largest Arrow Silo Read more Northern Bible II: The Wackiest Ancient Israel Headlines from the Pre-Zionist Media!

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Big Smoke Blow-Up! Randy Londoners Go Insane Over Harrod’s Shop Window Beauty!

London car mechanic Brian Love was so smitten over a lady he spotted standing in a Harrods shop window, he lost his mind.

The warm, chubby, hearty 53 year old greaser Love told Glossy News: Read more Big Smoke Blow-Up! Randy Londoners Go Insane Over Harrod’s Shop Window Beauty!

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WHAT?! Putin Accuses UK Gov Of Satirical, Russian Double Agent Murder In Moscow


The Kremlin has angrily accused the British Government of assassinating an ex-MI6 double agent, resident in Moscow.

Alexei Smithski was crushed to death last week when a large, trapezoidal, cast iron weight, labelled ‘10 Tons’ fell on his head. Moscow has strongly asserted that the manner of the death conclusively implicates the British Government. Read more WHAT?! Putin Accuses UK Gov Of Satirical, Russian Double Agent Murder In Moscow

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If you Don’t Laugh, You’ll Cry! Chase the Demons Away with these Great Books from Our AMAZING Satire Team!

Glossy News has plenty of great satirists!

And many of them have written books; hence the handy guide below. (Keep reading!)

The following is not, of course, an exhaustive list of the books by our various funny people.

However, we will indeed do a few more of these articles occasionally! Read more If you Don’t Laugh, You’ll Cry! Chase the Demons Away with these Great Books from Our AMAZING Satire Team!

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Unbelievable! Definitive “Thirteen Rules For Debate” Laid to Waste by Pompous Ivory Tower Intellectual!


Renowned Prigley Uni token cameo shitlecturer Rick Aston Judas Khomeini-Butcher has recently provided a suitably vicious list of rules, for debating SJWs, neocons, idiotic Marxist intellectuals and religious fanatics. But surprisingly enough, some are not so impressed. Read more Unbelievable! Definitive “Thirteen Rules For Debate” Laid to Waste by Pompous Ivory Tower Intellectual!

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Can Fish & Man Live in Peace?! George Bush Caught Up in Appalling Swimming Costume Drama…


In a comical oversight, Ex-President of the United States George Bush forgot to take his swimming costume with him at Washington’s renowned Sports & Leisure Village. Read more Can Fish & Man Live in Peace?! George Bush Caught Up in Appalling Swimming Costume Drama…

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CNN Replaces Serious Commentary on Trump’s Presidency, with Constant Laughter

Dateline: ATLANTA—CNN has dramatically altered its strategy in covering the Donald Trump White House, having first milked Mr. Trump’s scandals for ratings in the 2016 campaign and then attempted to provide serious, fact-based analysis of the first two years of his presidency. Read more CNN Replaces Serious Commentary on Trump’s Presidency, with Constant Laughter

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CIA Warn Freedom-Loving American Public of ‘Sinister, Orwellian Observation of Our Activities’


In case you’ve been living under a rock (or else a hefty-sized boulder in Arizona), Americans have been sounding the alarm about freedom, liberty and democracy for quite some time! From Thomas Sowell to Amy Goodman, from Glenn Greenwald to Justin Raimondo, most people believe that something is very wrong in America. But what?! Well… Read more CIA Warn Freedom-Loving American Public of ‘Sinister, Orwellian Observation of Our Activities’

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