(Meme): Westboro Baptist Church, America’s Most Flamboyant Social Justice Warriors?

(Meme): Westboro Baptist Church, America’s Most Flamboyant Social Justice Warriors?

19 May 2017 08:06 - by One Tongue Johnny

Westboro Baptist Church LOVED identity politics… Especially of the heterosexual kind! They were easily triggered by men holding hands, and wanted to turn their ‘doomed nation’ and ‘damned planet’ into a safe space. What’s not to SJ about that?!

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Austrian Burqa Ban: Liberalism Back in Action

Austrian Burqa Ban: Liberalism Back in Action

19 May 2017 07:59 - by One Tongue Johnny

This is a good liberal, secular policy that will set similar standards and guarantees of liberty for everyone. In an idea world, you wouldn’t ban clothing. But by this point, the risks of not banning them are greater still.

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Jack Black Shows Off New Investment at Furry Convention

Jack Black Shows Off New Investment at Furry Convention

19 May 2017 05:43 - by It's A Cat

SANTA MONICA, CA – Although it’s been quite some time since we last saw Jack Black in a memorable Hollywood role, it doesn’t mean the popular actor, comedian, cat lover, producer and singer hasn’t kept busy. Indeed, just this past weekend, Black was in the public eye attending the Furry Convention on the world-famous Santa […]

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Satire Bloggers: Don’t Forget About SEO

Satire Bloggers: Don’t Forget About SEO

18 May 2017 05:30 - by Wallace Runnymede

With great regret, I’ve had to delete the two blogs from the Peace Criminals Project. The project was made up of Neocon Surveillance and Satirical-Industrial Complex; earlier on, there was also Neocon Surveillance Network, which was later folded into Neocon Surveillance. Sadly, although I knew how to write content and manage many of the IT […]

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President Trump, the Results of Your Psych Eval Are In. We Need to Talk.

President Trump, the Results of Your Psych Eval Are In. We Need to Talk.

18 May 2017 05:29 - by Tim Jones

Dear President Trump, My name is Dr. Nathan Feingold. I’m Head of Psychiatry at Johns Hopkins Medical Center. Recently, you received a court order to submit to a battery of psychological tests due to widespread concerns by members of your own administration, Congress, and your wife, about your stability. Each has observed that since you […]

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How To Find a Safe & Reliable Online Casino

How To Find a Safe & Reliable Online Casino

17 May 2017 05:40 - by Dexter Sinistri

Graphic: “Las Vegas, The Freemont Street Experienc” (CC BY-SA 2.0) by ShardsOfBlue Over the last few weeks, we have covered quite a few stories surrounding online casinos, from how tech is changing how we play to how Trump’s presidency is a real game changer. As we’re sure there will be more news centered around casinos in the near […]

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4 Things You Can Do JUST Like Justin Bieber

4 Things You Can Do JUST Like Justin Bieber

17 May 2017 05:34 - by Dexter Sinistri

Justin Bieber’s kinda doing alright for a 23-year-old. He’s got a net worth of $225 million, which means you could say he earns a bit more than the average 23-year-old (many of whom still can’t afford to leave their parents’ basement). The hit singer and everyone’s favorite good-boy-gone-bad is living the life that many can […]

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Brief Open Letter to All My Fellow Liberal Extremists

Brief Open Letter to All My Fellow Liberal Extremists

16 May 2017 05:00 - by One Tongue Johnny

Show me a Nazi who deserves a punch, and I will show you someone else who DOESN’T (like Julie Bindel or Peter Tatchell), and who will end up getting punched. I have no love for Nazis like Richard Spencer, but let’s be smart. For God’s sake, don’t start legitimizing vigilante action. The Nazis themselves started […]

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(Meme): Authoritarians All Have Something in Common

(Meme): Authoritarians All Have Something in Common

15 May 2017 05:38 - by One Tongue Johnny

Neo-Nazis, Alt-Right, Political Islamists, Christian Dominionists, Myanmarese Buddho-Marxists, Trots, Sparts, Neocons, Humanitarian Interventionists, Scientologists… See the pattern emerging yet? They all seem to think individuals belong to some meaningless abstraction out there which is everything and nothing, and everyone and no-one, and everywhere and nowhere.

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Homeland Security Now Monitoring RPG Freaks

Homeland Security Now Monitoring RPG Freaks

14 May 2017 05:26 - by Wallace Runnymede

As the late, great George Formby once said: Jihadi choppers and role playing gamers. One is a socially useless gaggle of sexually frustrated virgins with borderline genius tech skills and a devastatingly parasitical porn addiction, the other… Oh wait, did I get that one the right way around? Well, anyhoo. After cruising myriad webcam sites […]

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The Soviet Union Could Have Been Saved: SJW Fail?

The Soviet Union Could Have Been Saved: SJW Fail?

14 May 2017 05:23 - by One Tongue Johnny

The Soviet Union would actually have survived, if only they could have become Soviet Justice Warriors! Some key hashtags for Soviet Twitter: #NotAllCommies #CommunismIsTheTotalitarianismOfPeace #StopBeingMarxophobic

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Delaware Man Masters Martial Arts, using only Initial Free Lessons

Delaware Man Masters Martial Arts, using only Initial Free Lessons

14 May 2017 05:22 - by Benjamin Cain

Dateline: NEW JERSEY—A man from Delaware earned the equivalent of a black belt in Taekwondo, Karate, Jiu-jitsu and several other martial arts, by exploiting the free initial first lesson offered by hundreds of martial arts schools across North America.

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Republicans and al Qaeda face Conundrum of how to Continue their Escalating Evil

Republicans and al Qaeda face Conundrum of how to Continue their Escalating Evil

13 May 2017 08:41 - by Benjamin Cain

Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—With its escalating insanity in the choice of its presidential nominees, from Reagan to George W. Bush to Donald Trump, the Republican Party has borrowed a strategy from al Qaeda to maximize terror in the American public, according to some political experts.

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WHY Iran? (Parody of a Mark Knopfler Classic, with Apologies to the Current President of Syria)

WHY Iran? (Parody of a Mark Knopfler Classic, with Apologies to the Current President of Syria)

12 May 2017 10:00 - by Wallace Runnymede

CIA had no way of staying afloat Gotta bomb them Syrian warboats Never mind the refugees We blitzin’ them Syrians like Germany We created the Taliban And we’ll drop chlorine o’er a’ the land We got dodgy dossiers and tabloid fear Bombing kids from Kabul to aye reet here Why Iran, why aye, why aye […]

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Untalented Richard Gere Wannabe Quits Pretentious Hollywood Advocacy Movie

Untalented Richard Gere Wannabe Quits Pretentious Hollywood Advocacy Movie

10 May 2017 05:01 - by Wallace Runnymede

Bill Maher recent welcomed the somewhat-far-from-non-unknown actor Waldo Williams to a heated debate. Williams was to serve as a leading character in a patronizing, sub-Richard Gere, thinly-veiled political advocacy movie from Hollywood, entitled: Spiritual Xinjiang: The Steppe Fox Howls. But after a few day of filming this sanctimonious puff-piece about this majority-Muslim area of the […]

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Excuses for Religious Fundamentalism Also Apply to the Soviet Union

Excuses for Religious Fundamentalism Also Apply to the Soviet Union

09 May 2017 05:03 - by One Tongue Johnny

Why do the pure evil bought-and-paid bourgeois MSM only give negative coverage about the Soviet Union? Communism is not monolithic. You’re all essentialists! Anyone who was a true Marxist wouldn’t hurt innocent people. You never get to hear any positive news; Zionism and capitalism are to blame.

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