Godders Bloom Unfairly Represented by MSM

Godders Bloom Unfairly Represented by MSM

14 November 2017 09:35 - by Wallace Runnymede

Pre-Brexit story… Post-Brexit laughs!

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Canada to Re-Introduce Death Penalty for ‘Serial Hate Speech Offenders’

Canada to Re-Introduce Death Penalty for ‘Serial Hate Speech Offenders’

14 November 2017 09:26 - by Wallace Runnymede

Pale male metropolitan elitist Justin Trudeau of the Liberal Party is pushing the agenda of ‘Strength Through Diversity’ even further, by reclassifying hate speech as a form of domestic terrorism.

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Man Mocked for Alleging his Female Boss Sexually Assaulted Him

Man Mocked for Alleging his Female Boss Sexually Assaulted Him

11 November 2017 04:00 - by Benjamin Cain

Dateline: NY CITY—Software engineer Timmy Whatawuss alleged on social media that he was sexually assaulted by his female employer, Olga Pololga, and has been met with laughter from all quarters.

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Brussels Holy Alliance Slams Controversial New Development Bank

Brussels Holy Alliance Slams Controversial New Development Bank

11 November 2017 03:00 - by Wallace Runnymede

Many prime ministers and presidents from prominent nations have denounced China’s new Asian Infrastructure Investment Bank. However, as this article will show you, the accusations certain national leaders have been making are very revealing.

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Johnny Cash: Perfection Through Imperfection

Johnny Cash: Perfection Through Imperfection

11 November 2017 06:30 - by Wallace Runnymede

Johnny Cash was the real ‘Man in Black.’ He knew that moral courage and virtue and true compassion covered a multitude of human frailties.

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20% of UK Undergraduates Have a More Limited Vocabulary than Donald Trump

20% of UK Undergraduates Have a More Limited Vocabulary than Donald Trump

11 November 2017 06:13 - by Wallace Runnymede

Donald Trump is generally known for having a meagre vocabulary. But recent sociological research has shown that Donald J. Trump still maintains a slight edge over the bottom 20% of university graduates in the UK.

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England Victory Denialist Challenges Mainstream Views on World Cup 1966

England Victory Denialist Challenges Mainstream Views on World Cup 1966

11 November 2017 05:44 - by Wallace Runnymede

Robust writer and charismatic rhetorician David Irving has just published some astonishing revisionist historical allegations.

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Why Should You Consider SMS as a Good Marketing Tool

Why Should You Consider SMS as a Good Marketing Tool

10 November 2017 01:48 - by Dexter Sinistri

API is a programming code that is used by some developers to communicate with a particular application. All applications have a unique API code. Now, you might be wondering what API has to do with sms marketing.

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Cenk Uygur: Extraordinary, Unprecedented Anti-Corporation Rant

Cenk Uygur: Extraordinary, Unprecedented Anti-Corporation Rant

10 November 2017 08:55 - by Wallace Runnymede

A recent “virulent” rant by Cenk Uygur has gone “viral” on Youtube… Oh, crap. Mere semantics again, isn’t it?

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PSNI/Gardai Smash Radiostar Country Barbiturates Ring

PSNI/Gardai Smash Radiostar Country Barbiturates Ring

10 November 2017 08:43 - by Wallace Runnymede

The Irish and British have been at each other’s throats for centuries, in a way that makes the rap grudge between Kanye West and LL Cool J look like as pointless and infantile as a mere peevish World of Warcraft endless circle-jerk of meaningless controversy.

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Pretentious Scientists Deny Existence of Tangle Fairy: Roadies Outraged, Archbishop Conciliatory

Pretentious Scientists Deny Existence of Tangle Fairy: Roadies Outraged, Archbishop Conciliatory

10 November 2017 07:47 - by Wallace Runnymede

Distraught and tear-stricken roadies have never doubted the existence of the wicked imp that tangles perfectly-laid guitar and sound cables when rock bands are touring. It’s always a disappointment to find your immaculately-placed equipment all messed-up and untidy.

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Angel in Hell: A Satire on Thomas Hardy’s Tess of the D’Urbervilles

Angel in Hell: A Satire on Thomas Hardy’s Tess of the D’Urbervilles

10 November 2017 07:15 - by Wallace Runnymede

Angel Clare: The ranting street corner Calvinist, like Alec D’urberville, makes much of his virtue, by calling himself the worst sinner in creation. In the way, isn’t that precisely what men do?

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What Might You Expect to Find in the CIA Hymbook?

What Might You Expect to Find in the CIA Hymbook?

09 November 2017 07:10 - by Wallace Runnymede

Do you think there’ll be any more exciting stuff from the CIA and MIC soon?

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Exclusive Leak: More from the CIA Hymnbook

Exclusive Leak: More from the CIA Hymnbook

09 November 2017 07:05 - by Wallace Runnymede

The CIA may be dealing in snooping; but now they are raking it in as the world’s biggest megachurch cult. If you thought Pat ‘Blood Diamond’ Robertson was a bit of a shady figure… Wait til you find out what the greatest death cult in history are planning on the religious front!

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Wacky Friends Parodies (III): Dictators

Wacky Friends Parodies (III): Dictators

09 November 2017 06:45 - by Wallace Runnymede

The bizarrely-named ‘Hitler Trolls’ have a whole slew of dictators! This time, instead of Nazis alone (as with the video from a few days ago by a different creator), we have Stalin, Kim Jong Un, Donald Trump.

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How to Optimize Video Formats for Social Media

How to Optimize Video Formats for Social Media

09 November 2017 02:26 - by Dexter Sinistri

Almost every popular social media platform nowadays is dominated by videos, and it has quickly overtaken other forms of content due to how engaging and effective it is.

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