Category: Politics
Mitt Romney Cannot, Will Not Win (Yet Again) And Here’s Why
Time Magazine has a great article about Mitt Romney, and how his third (and final?) attempt at running for office will be no better than before. On the early morning of Election 2012 I ran an article entitled “Obama WILL…
2014 – The Year in Review: Part II (July – December)
We continue this week with Part II of Glossy News’ Year in Review for 2014. If you missed Part I, don’t worry, you didn’t miss much, but it’s here for the curious. A couple of wars, a few natural disasters…
America Responds To Kim Jong Un; “Thank You For Saving Us From Watching This Stupid Stoner Movie”
Americans were especially thankful to North Korea and Kim Jong Un this Holiday season for saving them from watching yet another stupid pot-head movie. “It saved me ten bucks in ticket prices and another eight in popcorn and soda,” stated…
Sony Counter-Hacks North Korea: All 23 Computers Go Dark
On December 21st the entire Internet in North Korea was shut down by a major cyber attack. (Note- a major cyber attack in the Communist state would be the equivalent of accidentally pulling out your plug on an old Commodore…
Bush Doctrine 2.0/0.2. Jeb Confirms Allays Our Foreign Policy Fears (2)
Here’s the rest of The End of History. I’m so excited to proclaim this, I nearly expected the ceiling of my office to cave in. …Not the glass ceiling, of course. For, just like the 100%-Anti-State-Patronage-And-Condescension-Dems, Republicans don’t have a…
Kim Jong-un: Bring Back Breadsticks Or Die
Washington, D.C. – Just when you thought the United States was safe again following the announcement that Sony Pictures had pulled the controversial movie, The Interview, from theatres, a new threat arrived from North Korean Leader, Kim Jong-un, early Friday…
Bush Doctrine 2.0/0.2. Jeb Confirms Allays Our Foreign Policy Fears (1)
“If at first you don’t succeed, try again.” Radical-Left-Wing-Ideologues™ Zizek/Beckett agree: “Try again, fail again, fail better.” Yes, FoxCon(n) FoxNews, I mean ACTUAL far-left-ideologues… As distinguished from, say, Newt Gingrich/Ed Miliband/Pope Francis. Still, Lefties-Gonna-Left, but Our Jeb…
4 out of 5 Republicans in Anonymous Survey Admit Liking Dick
Support for Dick Cheney and former President George Bush to be prosecuted for torture appear to have fallen faster than an erection in Hillary Clinton’s presence according to inside sources. Hard numbers from a recent survey revealed that most Republicans…
Labour Leak #68/9: Controversial Miliband Replacement Short List (2)
Who’s Gonna Fill The Blank? Nick Griffin: UK. Former British National Party, Goosestepping Eagle-Polisher. Pros: 1. Impeccable far left credentials: Economic centralism. Top-down, statist, collectivist, elitist/populist, authoritarian, general chauvinist. Perfect fit for the Trot SWP/Spartacists, let alone Labour.
Labour Leak #68/9: Controversial Miliband Replacement Short List (1)
Thought there were no convincing(-ish) short notice candidates to replace Ed Milliband when the last-minute coup occurs? You were wrong! Or rather… Subjected-By-Petty-Bourgeois-Ideology-To-The-Mystifications-Of-Late-Capitalist-False-Consciousness™. (Huh? Anyone? Nah… me neither).