Tag: Iran
Ayatollah Khamenei Offers Citizenship and Villas to Boebert and Greene
Tehran, Iran (Al Jazeera). In an unusual bid to appease and distract protestors, particularly young Iranian females, who have taken to the streets to mourn the death of Masha Amini (a young woman who was arrested last week and who died…
GUESS WHO’S BACK! Trumpisms 5.0
114 Sign on White House door: Gone fission. Be back tomorrow, if there is a tomorrow. 115 Definition of nuclear retaliation — the morning after pill. Guaranteed to prevent pregnancy. Every pregnancy. 116 “It’s falling! It’s falling!” “What?” asked Trump….
Excremental Attacks on President Remain a Mystery
The first incident was not actually October 22 on the South Lawn of the White House, as has been widely reported.
I Thought These People Weren’t Supposed To Have A Sense Of Humor- Iran Has a Trump Cartoon Contest!
According to the Tehran Times over 1,600 entries were sent to the Iranian “International Trumpism Cartoon and Caricature Contest” this past week. Over 550 people from 75 countries sent in their creations all depicting President-Select Trump in various Twitter-worthy modes…
Millennial Children Demand Parents Pay for Relocation As Tensions In the Gulf Grow
Salem, OR- As tensions between the United States and Iran continue to flare after the latest attack on an American drone, more and more millennial children are demanding that Mom and Dad pay to send them away before war is…
County Joe’s ‘Fixin’ To Die Rag’ From Woodstock Rebooted For Our Modern Iran Dilemma
Back in the height of the Vietnam era a little ditty made it onto the airwaves that protested the undeclared war in a darkly humorous way. It was called “I Feel Like I’m Fixin’ To Die Rag” by Country Joe…
John McCain Releases Edgy Beach Boys Parody (Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb-Bomb Iran!)
Yahoo! Bomb bomb bomb, bomb-bomb Iran! Bomb bomb bomb, bomb-bomb Iran!
Pat Robertson: Gay Atheists are the Shocktroops of Iran
Pat Robertson is concerned at the mortal peril certain “bad folks” pose to people in the USA, and just this once, he’s not been shy to get to the root of the problem. Now, listen carefully, my dear friends. If…
Breaking News: Ayatollah Converts to Judaism
TEHRAN – Millions of Iranians have been left dumbfounded after the Ayatollah Khomeini announced his conversion to Judaism. News agencies in Iran say the Supreme Leader underwent his change of faiths early Wednesday and chose to make an announcement only…