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“I Mean, Who WOULDN’T Like to Punch a Nazi?” Asks Fellow Nazi
Ari Anacion, self-proclaimed white nationalist, neo-nazi, and part-time full-time child slapper, knows that people like him are likely enough to get punched, when you think about. Nonetheless, he asks, “I mean, why wouldn’t the J… [ED: somebody, anybody, who cares…
If Only Stalin and Hitler Had Learned SJW Tactics!
SJWs and pomos are often compared to fascists and Stalinists… Such accusations are hardly without their basis in reality.
Film Critic Fired at London Cinema
Edinburgh based film critic Mary Watkins has been arrested for shooting dead sixty four cinema goers at an Ealing cinema. One witness commented: It all started with her open disapproval of the opening credit names in the introduction to the…
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Locker Room Talk Role Reversal: What Happens When Women Start Talking Like Men?
A while back, controversial US President Donald Trump got in trouble over some sleazy comments about women, which he dismissed as mere ‘locker room talk.’
Army Forgets Weapons, Loses War
The small European nation of Chevroni lost its war with the Middle Eastern nation Texico last Sunday after forgetting to bring the weapons. “It happens,” said Chevroni General Stephen Stanford. “We had them all ready to go, but then things…
April Fools 2.0: Even MORE Ridiculous Tabloid Headlines You Will NEVER Believe!
French Democracy Doomed: Tony Blair ‘Helpfully Advises’ French not to Stage a National Front Coup Against Macron California Colleges Ban Ice Cream Vans for Triggering Lactose Intolerant Community
Satire is Truly Global!
There’s a bit of a problem with the idea of World Music, insofar as it seems to mean ‘all the other guys!’ It may not be quite ‘Hate Music,’ but it’s still a little bit contentious! A similar problem, perhaps,…
Cage the Elephant Parody (There Ain’t No Rest for the Splitters)
I was walking down to Waitrose When out the corner of my eye She said I’ve never seen a pleb Who looks so unenlightened Join me and Jez, so that the workers can be free?
Most Ridiculous News Headlines of March!
A Dime a Dozen (Countries): Trump Sets Up ‘Neocon-Box’ to Keep ‘Armchair John’ Bolton in Check SJWs Rejoice at Starvation of Kenyan Safari Worker They Boycotted Out of Existence