Most Ridiculous News Headlines of March!

A Dime a Dozen (Countries): Trump Sets Up ‘Neocon-Box’ to Keep ‘Armchair John’ Bolton in Check

SJWs Rejoice at Starvation of Kenyan Safari Worker They Boycotted Out of Existence

ISIS Looters & Pillagers Put Fatwa on ‘Greedy & Immoral‘ Wall Street Capitalists

Terrible Twins Bernie Sanders and Corbyn Really Not Too Bothered at this…

Blairites Insist David Icke Joins Labour, to Finally Provide First Credible Leadership in Decades

Rangers Refuse to Show Monaco-Style Solidarity when Bomb Goes off next to Celtic Team Bus (Any Ideas Why?!)

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