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Health Emergency Declared at Strip Clubs Citing H1N1 Fears, This Time
President Barack Obama officially declared a public health emergency due to H1N1 on Friday evening, and did so with a gusto uncustomary even for him. The Obama Administration said this proclamation will waive certain standard federal requirements as needed, on…
CIA Funding Tech, Linguistics, Some Iranian Terrorist Groups
The United States military hawks have thrown their hands up and cried “Time Out!” as they hotly deny accusations of having played a role in a deadly terrorist suicide bombing in southeast Iran. “We condemn this act of terrorism and…
Hey Rush: I’ve Got Some Satire I Wanna Sell You
What do you do when you’ve been outed on national radio trying once again to dish dirty lies about the President? If you’re Rush Limbaugh, you make up some half-assed excuse why you’re not a complete dumb ass for falling…
Top Ten Random Thoughts by Dave on Recent Sex Scandal
10. Work with me, sleep with me – comedy rules. 9. Scandal schmandal, it’s fun to flirt. 8. Robert J. “Joe” Halderman, one more GOP Joe wanting my pants. 7. Thought I could show Obama how to handle his nemesii…
FOX News Agrees to Add Satire Disclaimer
In a stunning turnaround, the allegedly “Fair & Balanced” cable news channel run by Rupert Murdoch may soon willingly add a satire disclaimer to their site, stating that all news is fabricated and meant only for humorous effect. The programming…
Dems Desperately Seek to Cave to House Repubes [Sick]
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, head puppet mistress of the larger of our nation’s two great houses, may have injured a lumbar disc in session yesterday as she attempted to bend over backwards far enough for house minority Republicans…
US Paranoid Over Iran’s “World Ending” Nuke Programme
Iran concealed a fully operational second uranium enrichment plant in defiance of Israeli-led calls for transparency over its nuclear plans, according to the perjurious Zionist stooge President Barack “Barky O’Barmy” Obama. A group of sycophantic spokesmen for the US, UK…
Dan Rather: CBS Spiked Biden “60 Minutes” Interview
Former CBS Anchor Dan Rather charged today that the network recently spiked a “60 Minutes” interview with Vice President Joe Biden under pressure from the White House. “I heard that Rahm Emanuel previewed the tape and found Biden harder to…
Duct Tape to Preserve Political Careers
Washington, D.C. – It was announced today by a Republican Party spokesperson that commencing immediately, rolls of duct tape will be made available, at the entrance to the House and Senate chambers, to those Republican lawmakers who cannot seem to…
Counter Protester Turns to Cannibalism
Kayotic City, CA – Things turned ugly Wednesday night at a gathering of citizens in favor of President Obama’s Health Care Reform Bill, when a counter-protester ran up to one of the march participants and bit off the tip of…