Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc

A Date w/ Petraeus: You’re either “All In or All Out”

Paula Broadwell and Rielle Hunter will be starting an exclusive club calling it “Groucars”. The name is a portmanteau of Groupie and Cougar. Membership is restricted to women in their 40’s with a hankering for older guys holding high governmental…

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Posted in Politics

Biden to be Replaced on Democratic Ticket by Complete Unknown

Washington, D.C. – A top Obama aide called Bob van der Valk today to ask him to consider replacing Vice President Joe Biden, claims the author of the New York Times bestseller “The Amateur.” Efforts to reach the potential new…

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Posted in Sports Scandals

Caption Contest: Going Hard for the Bronze

With the Olympics winding down, we have one last picture we need to really get out there. And this one is a Caption Contest. Post your headline or caption for this story below and we’ll see who posts the best…

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Posted in Human Interest Society

Oh Brother, Can You Spare Your Wife?

It is reported that a man in Germany did more than borrow a cup of sugar when he asked his neighbor to impregnate his wife for $2,500. Demetrius Soupolos was sterile and unable to have children with his former beauty-queen…

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Posted in Health

Health Emergency Declared at Strip Clubs Citing H1N1 Fears, This Time

President Barack Obama officially declared a public health emergency due to H1N1 on Friday evening, and did so with a gusto uncustomary even for him. The Obama Administration said this proclamation will waive certain standard federal requirements as needed, on…

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Posted in Television

David Letterman’s Top-10 Countdown to Adultery Absolution

Alleged philanderer David Letterman has recently found himself at the losing end of an extortion/cover-up of his extra-extra-extra marital affairs having taken place between himself and an undisclosed, but presumably impressive, number of his female staff members. FIGHT THE FAKE…

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