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Al Qaeda Suicide Bomber Interview Captured on Video

WASHINGTON, D.C. (GlossyNews) — CIA Director Leon Panetta released today a portion of a captured al Qaeda suicide bomber job interview. In the scene, the jihadist recruiter attempts to determine if he should take a chance on the earnest young…

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Wall Street Builds Bunkers for Bankers with Blinkers

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Russian Prime Minister To Star in Children’s Movie: “Winnie the Putin”

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Obama Taps Dan Rather to Save Dying Newspaper Industry

In a surprise appearance at today’s White House Press briefing, President Obama introduced Dan Rather as his new “Dead Tree Press Czar.” Rather will be tasked to oversee the federal takeover of 27 failing liberal newspapers. “We cannot allow newsrooms…

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“Rocky VI” Filming Suspended While Stallone Battles Gout

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In Fit of Pique, U. S. to Host Chicago Games in 2016, Boycott Rio

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