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Putin Non-Traditional Musical Parody: I Want KGB! (With Apologies to Queen & Vlad)
Flamboyant 80s bear-wrestler Vladimir Putin once banned the rainbow clown ikon, as the latter is deemed by some web users to represent “the supposed nonstandard sexual orientation of the president of the Russian Federation.” Still, we’re pretty sure Freddy would…
“I Mean, Who WOULDN’T Like to Punch a Nazi?” Asks Fellow Nazi
Ari Anacion, self-proclaimed white nationalist, neo-nazi, and part-time full-time child slapper, knows that people like him are likely enough to get punched, when you think about. Nonetheless, he asks, “I mean, why wouldn’t the J… [ED: somebody, anybody, who cares…
Nazism is the White Nationalism of Peace (Justin Antitheist Guest Post)
The beliefs of the Charlottesville terrorist had nothing to do with this act of terrorism. I learned from Obama that to call it “racist terrorism” is bigotry against other racists and that this terrorism has nothing to do with racism….
President Trump’s Audacity Awarded Democrats Political Immunity for Two Centuries, said Political Pseudoscientist
Dateline: LICK SKILLET, TN—Democrats should be grateful for Donald Trump’s presidency, because his smorgasbord of scandals and villainies could theoretically enable them to get away with murder for centuries to come, according to Professor Marco Snodgrass, political pseudoscientist as the…
Little-Known Democrat Cover-Up Finally Unearthed: John Kerry Nuked the Onion!
A little known scandal from the Obama administration has recently surfaced: And it’s not an imaginary wiretap! (Or even a non-imaginary one).
Trump Announces New “Drain the Swamp Strategy,” Swears to Cram Administration with Fundies
Trump’s ‘Drain the Swamp’ strategy recently sounds more like a ‘Fill the Swamp’ strategy. Mildly perturbed (as always!) by lingering accusations of bad faith, dishonesty and cynicism, Trump is now shaking up his cabinet, in order to get rid of…
Right-Wing Media Finally Embrace SJWs
Shona Grammy and Super Bill Frieli from Weasel News broke down in tears yesterday when they realized that the people they had been dismissing for years as “Whiney, crybaby Reddit SJWs” were actually people just like them.
Trump Shocker: “Won’t Sign on for Second Season Playing the President”
President Donald Trump announced today that he would not “sign on for a second season playing the President.” Trump admitted that the role of U.S. President was more challenging than he had ever imagined, and his previous acting experience had…
Jake Tapper Softballs Evil Werewolf Who Just Ate His Entire Neighborhood (H/T Benjamin Cain)
Hot on the heels of a recent tragedy where Jimmy Fallon let a serial killer murder his guests live on TV, rival softball emperor Jake Tapper has made a fairly serious blunder too.
The Creature of American Democracy Battered & Hunted under President Trump
Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—American democracy has been badly injured and is in hiding as a result of Donald Trump’s being elected president of the United States. There have since been scattered sightings of Democracy across the country. At midnight in Pasadena,…