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Trump Agrees to Return Alaska to Russia
In a clever, sage move by president elect Donald Trump, Alaska will be returned to Russia on January 21st, 2017. “We stole these lands and they have to go back to their rightful owners.” The United States purchased Alask from…
Frantic, Last Ditch Effort To Throw The Election- Hacked Trump Emails Exposed
On the eve of the 2016 U.S. Presidential elections the notorious expose website Wakileaks has released thousands of hacked emails from Donald Trump’s private server. The exact source of the email leak has not been officially ascertained, but it is…
Hey Hey Donald Hey: (With Apologies to Bill Frederick’s: Hey Hey LBJ)
Hey Hey Donald Hey, How many casinos did you lose today? Gonna file for bankruptcy and lose your dollars now, oh, boy! Donald Trump has eager hands to grab another bargain, She runs off and tells the mob that Donald…
Is a Libertarian Vote for Trump Unconscionable?
The US Presidential Election is upon us. Faced with a binary choice, a Libertarian would rightly consider voting for Mr Trump over Secretary Clinton. Ask yourself which of the two “candidates” has a proven track record of choosing war? Was…
Trump is Right – Proof that the Election is Rigged
Donald Trump has alleged the 2016 presidential election has been rigged against him and that the only possible way he can lose will be because of fraud and collusion. As a noted investigative reporter, I felt it was my journalistic…
Breaking News: Woman Claims Trump Didn’t Grope Her
A woman from Broken Springs, Michigan has come forward to insist that Donald Trump has not groped her, despite many opportunities to do so. Allison McGregor, a 47-year-old housekeeper who used to work at Trump’s Mar-o Lago hotel/resort in Florida,…
Trump: Hillary Drooled Through Debate
On Wednesday Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump proposed this new conspiracy theory about his Democratic rival, Hillary Clinton: that she drooled all the way through Monday’s debate. “Didn’t notice at 1st,” he tweeted, “Crooked Hillary drooled all over herself @…
Trump-Corbyn Syndrome Defined As New Mental Disorder
New editions of two major mental disorder classification manuals are to list Trump–Corbyn Syndrome (TCS) as a mental disorder. The naming of the condition was inspired by the behaviour of Donald Trump’s supporters in the US and Jeremy Corbyn’s supporters…
Official Letters Confirm Trump is Ready to Become the Most Amazing President Ever
The Trump Campaign just announced it will be releasing scores of official letters from experts attesting to the fact Donald Trump is fully prepared to be the most incredibly qualified person to run for the American presidency in over 500…