DON’T MISS ‘EM! A Selective Look at Our Writers & Their Amazing Books
Over the years, Glossy News has had too many amazing authors to count! So it’s really hard to squeeze ’em in. But here are just a few highlights. Don’t forget, please, that our Glossy News satirists have full license to…
TONE-DEAF BIDEN! New ‘Pro-Woman’ Talking Point Enrages Feminists & GOP Alike!
Serial groper/political failure and two-dime Bill Clinton wannabe Joe Biden, flailing to deal with allegations of sleazy sexual behavior and a past history of middle ground views on abortion, has now come up with a typically genius way of… Not…
Trump & Bolton GONNA CRUSH Global Warming! “Nuclear Warfare Will SAVE OUR PLANET!!!”
Although widely condemned as an existential threat to human life, John ‘Armchair’ Johnny Bolton, a true upper-class boy come good, has actually turned up as a MOST unlikely saviour of our dying planet. Once widely derided as an unhinged lunatic…
How to Survive as a Business After Being Sued
A lawsuit can be financially devastating to your organization; however, it doesn’t need to signal the end of your business. While it might seem as if it is impossible to recover your finances and reputation follow a legal case, you…
Tricks And Tips When Ordering Coffee To Be Delivered In The Office
Coffee is loved by so many people across the globe. That is why, as an employer, you might decide that you make someone deliver Coffee to office so that your employees can have a sip as they continue working. If…
HORSESHOE THEORY?! Richard Spencer Endorses Batshit Neurodiversity Movement!!!
Overrated crypto-SJW and heavily closeted racial ‘Marxist’ Richard Spencer has recently come out fighting against those who dare to oppose the ‘heavily stigmatized’ faux-edgy bullshit ‘social movement’ du jour… White rights? Nah, more like Autistic SJW rights! In a recent…
Glossy News Ties to the Gaddafi Regime and Bo Xilai: Should Y’all be Worried???
Has the media been infiltrated by special interests? Are shadowy figures calling all the shots? Or is this just a thing of fantasy? You decide! I’m going to ‘fess up and show you some of the recent correspondence I’ve had…
Kids On Leashes?
Sitting down at the park looking at a kid strangely on a leash held by his Mum, I’m enjoying a sunny day after working at a music festival. Nothing cool, like I’m a guy in a band smashing groupies who…
How Has Mobile Technology Revolutionised the Automobile Industry Today?
Mobile phones and other related technology have become an integral part of our lives today. Not a day goes by where we are not connected to our phones. Mobile technology has been able to bridge the gap between outcomes and…
Democrat Employs Strange Tactic in Defeating President Trump
Dateline: WASHINGTON, DC, year 2020—The Democratic nominee has won the presidency, beating Donald Trump in a landslide, and has also had bizarre good luck, by employing an unusual political tactic.