New Conservative Book: Everything We Know About Politics We Learned In Kindergarten
The Republican Party in conjunction with FOX News is celebrating their collaborative publishing effort, a new book called ‘Everything We Need To Know About Politics We Learned In Kindergarten’. Its publication has started such a buying frenzy among their constituents…
Al Qaeda Suicide Bomber Interview Captured on Video
WASHINGTON, D.C. (GlossyNews) — CIA Director Leon Panetta released today a portion of a captured al Qaeda suicide bomber job interview. In the scene, the jihadist recruiter attempts to determine if he should take a chance on the earnest young…
Famed Aviator Capt. Clarence Oveur Dead at 83
POMONA, CA (GlossyNews) — Captain Clarence Oveur, an aviation legend, has died of a heart attack. He was 83. Oveur was one of the heroes responsible for the successful landing of distressed Trans American flight 209 to Chicago in 1980.
Anti-Obama ‘Satire’ Written by Zombies?
Much to the dismay of intelligent people the world over, anti-Obama satirists have become robotic, even predictable, running the same treadmill every day in an effort to bring him down. Their constant decrying of the President, no matter what he…
Charlie Sheen and Tiger Woods Head Back to Work
Charlie Sheen and Tiger Woods, who have been sharing a bachelor pad in Palm Beach, have announced that they are going back to work. Sheen said his main motivation was that he was going “stir crazy” spending 24 hours a…
Anti-Washington Sentiment Rampant in Washington
WASHINGTON DC (GlossyNews) – In a relentless and seemingly oxymoronic trend, more and more politicians are campaigning – successfully – on a platform of distrust of government officials. Various party primaries held in several states have shown a tendency for…
Education Bill Overhaul: Bad Teachers Charged as Criminals
WASHINGTON, D.C. (GlossyNews) — A controversial portion of President Obama’s newest education initiative has come under fire from the American Federation of Teachers, which claims the measure is not only unconstitutional but absurd. The provision in the President’s overhaul of…
Previously Ignored Nostradamus Prediction Re-examined
Cologne, Germany (GlossyNews) Glossy News Headquarters, Europe — The following document was retrieved from the ‘Reject’ files in the Glossy News Interchange in Cologne, Germany. Upon retrospect it offers interesting insights into our present political life in the US: Unusual…
GOD: HUMANITY CURSED BECAUSE OF PACT MADE WITH PAT ROBERTSON
THE HEAVENS – In a rare public announcement, God Himself admitted today that Pat Robertson, who by all rights should have choked to death long ago on his own venomous rhetoric, continues to exist at His whim as an object…
Experts Predict Growth in Prediction Sector
Boca Raton, FL (GlossyNews) The Association for Pseudo-Intellectual Predictions held its annual conference in Boca Raton, Florida this weekend. Attendance was much higher than event organizers had anticipated. Keynote speaker Adam Lambert delivered an optimistic yet cautionary tone to the…