Much to the dismay of intelligent people the world over, anti-Obama satirists have become robotic, even predictable, running the same treadmill every day in an effort to bring him down. Their constant decrying of the President, no matter what he does, boils down to the same tired formula – ‘Obama bad, Obama stupid, troglodytes good’. They have gone on autopilot with their complaints. Their feeble, anti-intellectual, reptilian nerve ganglia spits out constant spiteful bile at any new Obama policy. Zombie-like, they seize upon any live meat they see and chew it to death.

As with all things that become automated their drivel in pseudo-humourous form eventually becomes more and more abstract, resulting in strange concepts.

Here are some recent examples from the biased, right wing media:

‘Obama To Allow Illegal Foreigners From Other Planets To Get On Welfare’
‘America Hating Liberals To Incorporate Palestine As 51st State’
‘Obama To Hand Los Angeles Freeway Over To Terrorists For Use In Experimental Roadside Bombing’
‘Democrats To Ship All Medicare Recipients To Moon To Freeze To Death’
‘Alaska Socialists To Allow Free Housing In Igloos’
‘Obama Health Plan To Include Grinding Medicare Recipients Into Tar For Road Construction’
‘Anti-Capitalism Anarchists Invent Car That Runs On Sewage Just To Spite Normal Americans’
‘Left Wingers Sell New Jersey And Connecticut Back To Redcoat British Empire’
‘Pinko ‘Plastic Surgery’ Clinic in Godless San Fransisco Actually Liposuctions Out Fetuses’

More on this will surely surface tomorrow; in fact it will probably continue unabated until well beyond 2012.